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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Another Brother, Jul 1, 2016.

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  1. Another Brother

    Another Brother Contributing Member

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    Which 3 people would sit at your table.

    1. JJ
    2. Bey
    3. Hakeem
     
    #1 Another Brother, Jul 1, 2016
  2. pippendagimp

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    certainly not the mediocre no-D coach les just signed
     
    #2 pippendagimp, Jul 1, 2016
  3. oogie boogie

    oogie boogie Member

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    Harden (main attraction)
    Morey (Head of front office)
    D'antoni (coach)
     
    #3 oogie boogie, Jul 1, 2016
  4. Fulgore

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    Beyoncé
    Dream
    Bun B
     
    #4 Fulgore, Jul 1, 2016
  5. Deji McGever

    Deji McGever יליד טקסני

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    DD
    Tinman
    heypartner
     
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  6. J.R.

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    JJ Fatt? That non-athletic loser playing eggball? No one wants to play with him.

    — FTW Rockets FTW
     
    #6 J.R., Jul 1, 2016
  7. bmd

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    One guy with a ton of money and an open check book and two criminals who are experts in things like money laundering.
     
    #7 bmd, Jul 1, 2016
  8. Another Brother

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    Dang. lol
     
    #8 Another Brother, Jul 1, 2016
  9. Vivi

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    Or triple chinned fat hamburger Maury
     
    #9 Vivi, Jul 1, 2016
  10. don grahamleone

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    The Joker
    A Pile of Money
    Morey

    The joker is pouring gasoline on the pile and he's about to light the pile of money on fire when Morey walks in with a box and a contract. Morey says, "You can have the gun in this box if you sign this piece of paper. You sign, the pile is yours. You walk, the money burns."

    This will yield the hard-nose player we need.
     
    #10 don grahamleone, Jul 1, 2016
  11. Mr. Clutch

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    Our overweight star
    Our GM who is losing power
    A coach who hasn't had success in years
    The owner who thinks everything can be solved by firing the coach
     
    #11 Mr. Clutch, Jul 1, 2016
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  12. Another Brother

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    ...and SCENE. ;)
     
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  13. kjayp

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    I'd say it depends on who you're pitching to....

    1. Morey is a must... he's the guy handing out the contract and most versed in bs-ing...
    then it depends...
    if its a young offensive player who's got a future beyond this contract... MDA and harden - to let him know he's going to be a focal point....
    if its a vet who's prob signing his last big contract... u bring it Hakeem and Clyde and pitch the whole legacy thing...
     
    #13 kjayp, Jul 1, 2016
  14. Horry33

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    Can't do any better than this
     
    #14 Horry33, Jul 1, 2016
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    [​IMG]

    If "Dusty Bottoms" can't get it done, NOBODY CAN! :eek:
    .......
    .......
    .......
     
    #15 BamBam, Jul 1, 2016
  16. Mr. Clutch

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    "please come because we have great players from 20 years ago and in other sports."
     
    #16 Mr. Clutch, Jul 1, 2016
  17. HTOWNTAKEOVER

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    tom herman...aka the hc of the only team in houston worth a damn
     
    #17 HTOWNTAKEOVER, Jul 1, 2016
  18. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    Just send tinman.
     
    #18 Pizza_Da_Hut, Jul 1, 2016
  19. daywalker02

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    The real pro does not care about 90 percent of those guys

    maybe only hakeem is important
     
    #19 daywalker02, Jul 1, 2016
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    1. Maxwell for intimidation and showing how loyal a franchise can be despite him quitting on the team.
    2. A fat stripper to show some Texas love
    3. Matthew McConaughey to show what a celebrity fan he is and he can act his ass off
     
    #20 OTMax, Jul 1, 2016
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