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I squished this cockroach/water beetle thing an hour ago and I'm torturing it so it can scare off th

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  1. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    AA battery for scale. Hoping it works. Gonna leave it on the floor overnight and hope some of its homies roll by to talk to him. These things are disgusting and are everywhere once the weather gets hotter.

    Nothing kills them. My house has no food or any sort of candy out, even the ants don't come here anymore. Yet these mutant water beetles manage to stay alive. It's been an hour and every few minutes I go to slap my slipper near its head. Its still alive even with his guts all out like that.

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  2. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    Seek help.
     
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  3. hotballa

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    The exterminator has tried everything already
     
    #3 hotballa, Jun 26, 2016
  4. LosPollosHermanos

    LosPollosHermanos BOL BOL
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    Tried finding the beetle in the pic but couldn't :(
     
    #4 LosPollosHermanos, Jun 26, 2016
  5. ISOBall

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    This ain't gonna boost your street cred
     
    #5 ISOBall, Jun 26, 2016
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    You're an idiot.
     
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  7. hotballa

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    Are you the guy sending anonymous hate rep?

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    #7 hotballa, Jun 27, 2016
  8. Mr. Clutch

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    Should have publicly beheaded it.
     
    #8 Mr. Clutch, Jun 27, 2016
  9. Buck Turgidson

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    I am not ****ing kidding:

    you need to do a podcast, just record all the random stupidities that pop into your brain. It will be amazing and you will be famous-ish.
     
    #9 Buck Turgidson, Jun 27, 2016
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    Boric acid powder helps me get rid of these things every year. Pour the powder around any door/window openings, sweep some underneath the oven/fridge/hidden corners where they can hide. Plug all your tubs and sinks when not in use because they love to crawl through pipes. They'll get the powder on their feet and which they bring to their babies. You'll start to notice dead adults on the floor..and then eventually then the babies afterwards. Works wonders.
     
    #10 tehG l i d e, Jun 27, 2016
  11. Eric Riley

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    Why do you treat Clutchfans like your personal journal/diary?
     
    #11 Eric Riley, Jun 27, 2016
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    You're a pathetic disgrace of a human.
     
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  13. hotballa

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    His post had not an ounce of compassion for the Orlando victims. The worst thing he cites that happened to him was being called a name. He's short, hairy and has a voice that ranks slightly above nails on a chalkboard. You'd think he would be used to being called names by now. He wants to use that as justification for not giving a **** about 49 dead people, then **** him.
     
    #13 hotballa, Jun 27, 2016
  14. Sajan

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    please dumb it down for him.

    "why you treat clutchfans your personal journal?"
     
    #14 Sajan, Jun 27, 2016
  15. The Hunted

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    Whatever.
     
    #15 The Hunted, Jun 27, 2016
  16. Yung-T

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    I second this. And he needs a 24/7 POV feed.
     
    #16 Yung-T, Jun 27, 2016
  17. KingCheetah

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    Now his roach friends have a fresh meal.
     
    #17 KingCheetah, Jun 27, 2016
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    That pubic hair in the top right hand corner though.
     
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    Mathloom Shameless Optimist

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    You're a terrible human being and it's appalling that you're still allowed to post after saying 'sand ****'.
     
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  20. Jontro

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    Have you tried putting up a "no cockroach/beetles" sign?
     
    #20 Jontro, Jun 27, 2016
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