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My Cubicle Neighbor Keeps Dropping A$$

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by MoBalls, Oct 2, 2003.

  1. Dairy Ashford

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    Talk to your co-workers, as I assume he's doing this in meetings or lunch outings as well, then each separately have closed doors with your manager or HR. Firstly state it as a hygiene issue, then when prompted discuss the farting. Also make sure to suggest that he get up and go to the bathroom if he anticipates farting.
     
  2. cwebbster

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    Necrobumpfart
     
  3. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    Almost 13 year old thread.
     
  4. Bäumer

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    They probably still sit next to each other with 13 year old farts still lingering in the air.
     
  5. plutoblue11

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    I completely read this title the wrong way, LOL.
     
  6. Sadat X

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    If the dude sits on a cloth chair, I imagine it has turned brown by now.
     
  7. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    When I joined Origin in the 90s, I got the ASS chair in my cube, whenever you plopped down on it, ass air was released.....

    It was HORRIBLE.

    DD
     
  8. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    Likely story, DD. "It's the chair!"
     
  9. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    LOL - well I made sure it was reloaded when I left.

    :)

    DD
     
  10. HR Dept

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    "I told that lil bih to keep dropping that a$$."

    Looks like this thread was meant to forecast modern rap lyrics.
     
  11. dachuda86

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    Find a solution for him and put it on his chair when he isn't looking.
     
  12. nono

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    OP, we all know that deep down you just want to let one rip as well.
     
  13. Dairy Ashford

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    What would it do fire alarms and building wide evacuations, quarterly safety training and office security camera footage?
     
  14. Dairy Ashford

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    Okay, talk to the guy who bumped it.
     
  15. Two Sandwiches

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    This is what my wife does to me if I ever fact in public. Then, she settles on me. Sometimes even if I didn't. She'll still start blaming me.


    Also, I have necrobumps, because I have to look through them see what I posted, only to usually find out I didn't post I that thread.
     
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  16. NewRoxFan

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    The OP's office...

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  17. jsingles

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    This made me laugh out loud a lot more than it should.
     
  18. fallenphoenix

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    I work in a pretty closed space with 3 other people. Sometimes I get some pretty bad gas. What should I do? If I feel a really bad one coming along I go to the bathroom. Not sure what else I can do.
     

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