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It's 2016...why do some guys still have goatees?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by s land balla, Jun 13, 2016.

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  1. hvic

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    if they want to look like a creepier let them
     
  2. Deckard

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    I've had one since 1967. My significant other has never seen me without one. Are you trying to start a fight? Are you?? I'm ready. Name the place and the time, and if it's in North America, someone is bound to be there.

    ;-)-
     
  3. cheke64

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    Im rocking the Enrique Iglesias beard. Get the **** off me haters.
     
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    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    Thou sucketh.

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  7. Rocketman95

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    Your mom likes it.
     
  8. jo mama

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    dudes who do at least 2 of these things are most likely to wear goatees in 2016.
    vote republican
    watch nascar
    fans of jim rome
    still listen primarily to 90's alternative/nu metal/grunge
    lift weights
    wear ed hardy or affliction clothing
    say "brah" without irony
    dudes who used to be chicks

    the one time i went to jail i had a full, bushed out beard going. i was straight up grizzly adams-esque.

    i had 3 different dudes warn me not to take a nap or else i might end up with something in my mouth b/c my beard looked like a pu**y.

    i had a full beard for years, but started going clean shaven last year. the beard was starting to make me look older than i was. i dont think i am going back.
     
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  9. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    It's because the window of Formative Years for most people was in their adolescence and that was the Zeitgeist for those specific people at the time. It's why you see guys in their 50's rocking a mustache and mullet- they were heavily in style in the 1970's in their glory days.

    Most people are VERY simple and not self aware and just don't realize that the time for their style has passed.
     
  10. LonghornFan

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    JFC, do any of you get laid? 2 pages about men's facial hair, all posts by men or boys. Turn off your laptop or PS4, take your pills for your assburgers and get out of your apartments. Female interaction is truly enjoyable.
     
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  11. jo mama

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    longhornfan still have goatee in 2016.

    im guessing you still listen to 90's alternative/nu metal/grunge and also lift weights?

    this thread is doing a public service by bringing awareness to a serious issue. goatees are totally not cool anymore. in 2016 you either make a full commitment to a proper beard or you shave.
     
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  12. ima_drummer2k

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    I have a full goatee just because I hate shaving. Don't really care what a bunch of dudes think about it.

    I'd grow a full beard if it didn't come in so damn gray.
     
  13. Rocketman95

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    I have huge bushy goatee filled with dignified gray that my scrumptious wife who gives me pleasure multiple times a week demands I keep. Yeah, let me shave it because some dude whose mom just bought him his first razor thinks they're out of style. :rolleyes:

    BTW, the last album I listened to was Margo Price's Midwest Farmer's Daughther.
     
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    Yep, the first gray just started really showing up recently. I really don't want to shave the beard off.
     
  15. Rocketman95

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    Wear it with honor, brah.
     
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    Goatees are OK; what's up with man-buns [Iman Shumpert]?

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  17. heypartner

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    Heisenberg is cool. You can't deny that.
     
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    I was in denial when I first saw it. Telling myself I must have drooled some toothpaste when I was brushing my teeth.
     
  19. studogg

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    bruh - I lift weights and listen to grunge Yeayah (eddie v style)
     
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  20. jo mama

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    so in other words, you wear a goatee for the nookie?

    thats valid brah!

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