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It's 2016...why do some guys still have goatees?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by s land balla, Jun 13, 2016.

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  1. s land balla

    s land balla Member

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    I'm not talking about this:
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    I'm talking about this:
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  2. Mr. Clutch

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    Beard or nothing!
     
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    Houston will always have goatees. Usually seen on gentleman that dress/look like Charlie Pallilo.
     
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  4. HR Dept

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    Lol. Someone once told me to never trust a guy that has a goatee and no mustache. Not sure why, but still words to live by.
     
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  5. WhoMikeJames

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    i think any combo of facial hair without the mustache is the worst looking of all styles.

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    Lol, I had one in like 2006. I wish I still had some pictures, i bet it looked ridiculous
     
  7. heypartner

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    Blame it on Breaking Bad
     
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    I'm always looking for some fresh facial hair concepts, what is in these days?
     
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    Some people can't grow a decent mustache
     
  12. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    Once I heard the traditional goatee (full coverage) called
    prison pu&&y
    , there was no way I could ever consider wearing it. i actually feel kind of scarred now every time I see it.
     
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    I rocked the Abe Lincoln for a bit in College. It looked pretty decent. Now I can't see myself without a mustache attached to my beard. Although it did give me a younger face, it helped balance the "I'm a young adult" look.
     
  14. Haymitch

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    Full beard or GTFO.

    However if you have a beard that includes a neckbeard, then you are an abomination.
     
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  15. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    Goatees make you look fat, I mean look at the two pics you posted. Beard or nada.
     
  16. Caesar

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    Some can't grow a proper mustache. I've had a full beard for probably 4 years now. Prior to that i only had the chin hair because my girlfriend said she liked it and it helped my chin look stronger. I thought i pulled it off great.

    Facial hair is just facial hair. Weird and crazy styles are obvious trends, but those are not normal. A regular beard, a full goatee or a partial goatee are basic facial hair styles. Why is it a trend to have a patch of hair on the chin? I'd think for those who grow facial hair very patchy, the goatee looks great. Full beards or full goatees look great on overweight or slightly out of shape people. Really hides the double chin.
     
  17. moestavern19

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    I'm just gonna keep on not giving a **** about what another dude looks like.
     
  18. IBTL

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    too late. we all know (not that there is anything wrong with that)
     
  19. Duncan McDonuts

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    Spoken like a true neckbeard.
     
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    You should only have a goatee if you're one of the million sons of julio iglesias or you're a closer for an MLB team.
     

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