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Rockets hope blood ritual will provide answers

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by RV6, Jun 6, 2016.

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  1. RV6

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    http://mobile.nytimes.com/blogs/wel...equired/?_r=0&referer=https://t.co/gVF1SWaMnd


     
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    Does it show when a player lacks concentration and discipline on defense?

    Does it show when a player needs to play harder?
     
  3. RV6

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    That's going to require a human sacrifice. Someone from Atlanta will suffice..
     
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    What are the odds that a multimillionaire American Male aged 18-35 would have ANY nutritional deficiency let alone Iron Deficiency?

    Fire Toad Brown
     
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    The first test should be checking if the guy actually has a heart.
     
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    Ouch. Cold. And funny. Repped.
     
  7. Mr. Clutch

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    Does it alert players when they are getting fat in the offseason?
     
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    "Dwight, the latest round of tests show that your entire system seems to be malfunctioning. You're unable to process newly consumed nutrients because you're already backed up with fecal matter that's been accumulating for the last several years. In other words, you're totally full of..."
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    Initially I thought of

    #HoustonVoodoo
     
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    Does it alert for Harden to stay the hell away from any Kardashion.
     
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    Cleveland probably should have used that tear before trading for Kevin Love.
     
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    Does this apply to coaching as well? Too little defense and too much offense.
     
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    Does it tell if there is too much iron in your jumpshot?

    As in nothing but iron?
     
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    They just need to give Haren a fitbit. We all know he expends more energy sexing up "the females" after games than he does playing defense during them.
     
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    It's hard to concentrate when you are hungry. Rockets were malnourished last season.
     
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    He's 8th in distance covered on defense, but is no 1 in minutes played, FWIW
     
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    Beware of Blood Magic!

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    Dr. Cohen was referring to "normal for most people". Most people aren't athletes. The world population is 7B+. If there are 1B athletes in the world, then he's talking about 85% of the population & he's right.

    I agree that most multimillionaire American Males aged 18-35 don't have ANY "normal" nutritional deficiencies. However, pro athletes are trying to get their bodies to peak performance.

    Let me put it this way. My youngest son's constantly tweaking on his car. Now there's nothing wrong with it & most of us would be proud to have it as is. But, he belongs to a car club. If it has 250 hp, then he's trying tp get 251 hp. I suspect that what Ms. Boening & the Rockets are trying to do.
     
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    Ayyy lmao.
     
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    5% most of the time because we define "abnormal" as the lowest 5% of values in "healthy" normal populations.

    SCIENCE!
     

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