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James Harden's new girlfriend

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by drowsy12, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Crashlanded19

    Crashlanded19 Member

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    A couple months ago we didn't want him with her. Now that they've separated he gets a L. for not marrying a married woman? That makes sense. :confused: We all know James got involved for the A-S-S and the attention. He was never faithful to her because she was married. He got 200 million dollar deal this summer. W.

    Lamar gets a permanent L. for allowing his wife to have sexual relations with a 26 year old NBA player on a consistent basis. He does get a W for being alive though but thats by default. lol
     
  2. nono

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    Joke is still on us. 80 page thread on a semen dumpster.
     
  3. DreamShook

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    Who is we?

    I've tediously outlined in this thread why Khloe's crotch was the path to the championship. The Kardashians use wichcraft. When you're with them good things happen; Ridiculously great things happen for some reason (see $200 million dollar Adidas deal coming off a loss that had Harden commit record number of TO's).

    It's when you break up them, the worst crap starts happening. I mean, look at what has happened to the Rockets since their break up! Lamar got back with Khloe and RETURNED FROM THE DEAD!

    I don't care if Khloe has three husbands, I don't care if Harden cheated. If Harden was going to get involved with a Kardashian he needed to marry her and never let her go for the city of Houston. Harden's fling is going to doom us all!

    Harden should have never got involved at all or stayed with her until Rockets got a championship.
     
  4. DreamShook

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    Since Harden has split from a Kardashian:

    2-6 record
    Dwight "asks" to be traded
    Voided DMO trade
    Lawson, Marcus Thornton waived.
    Josh Smith can't shoot.

    It's getting worse... Have mercy...

    Hopefully this Kardashian break-up curse is a regular season curse.
     
  5. J.R.

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    It's fine. Everything is fine. :grin:

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  6. sugrlndkid

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    guessing NO postseason either...
     
  7. rockets13champs

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    We are very close to that
     
  8. Texanasiafan

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    Meanwhile,

    we are probably going to pick our next president either from a moron or a women whose happy his husband slept with another ugly women so that she has better chance to gain more political power.
     
  9. Texanasiafan

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    This country will be forked by the Kardashian.

    Actually, that could be the reason for the destruction of the human race.
     
  10. zeeshan2

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    http://harvardsportsanalysis.org/2016/03/the-kate-upton-effect-is-real-how-dating-celebrities-affects-athletic-performance/

     
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    I must admit, as a believer in Kardashian wichcraft, since Harden has broken up with Khloe he has played out of his mind, but the Rockets haven't gotten (much ) better. The stuff surrounding the team has gotten worse. I guess this is just a testament to Harden's greatness; he can shrug off multiple curses. What if Harden is a Horcrux! :eek::eek::eek:

    Harvard needs to a do a just a Kardashian study; they are clearly an outlier.

    I want to see stats of athletes that have dated a Kardashian only.

    Kris Humpries, Rashad Mcants, Lamar Odom, Matt Kemp, Reggie Bush, Miles Austin, Chandler Parsons.

    After dating a Kardashian these guys have fallen off substantially!
     
  14. digitallinh

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    In my opinion, better to date a Kardashian than random gold digger baby mommas.
     
  15. Cashmoney

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    Chandler Parsons is having a career year % wise. So LOL
     
  16. DreamShook

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    Dude, Parsons had knee surgery after having lunch with a Kardashian. Chandler has had a good 20 games this season but has been overall mediocre since that one meeting with Kendall a couple years ago. You're not paying attention.
     
  17. digitallinh

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    He's been about the same player he was when he was in Houston. Was he mediocre then? Is he not mediocre because he gets paid 900k rather than 16 million?

    Does that mean Dwight Howard is mediocre?
     
  18. digitallinh

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    Also, Reggie Bush had his best years after he broke up with KimK
     
  19. heypartner

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    Shouldn't it be called the Jessica Simpson Effect

    What about Jessica Simpson and Romo? Is that in the Harvard Analysis?

    btw: don't boxers in training for a big fight refrain from any sex leading up to the fight?
     

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