I suggest you do what it says. Otherwise, you may find yourself "unchained" and you won't like what happens next. Have you seen the film "Unfriended"? Be nice to the crazy chain letter woman.
My baby's diaper rash has improved a ton since I left CVS that night. Is it because of the prescription strength aquaphor I got to put on her or is it because I shared this letter? Tough to say.