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How Many Perfect Dumps Have You Had?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Manny Ramirez, Feb 1, 2007.

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  1. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Pics or it didn't happen.
     
    #141 Rocketman95, Sep 27, 2013
  2. Dgn1

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    Was the little piggy and alpaca good? Hope you didn't catch any intestinal parasites. Sounds like a fun adventure Bizarre food style.
     
    #142 Dgn1, Sep 27, 2013
  3. rocketsjudoka

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    Guinea pig wasn't bad. It almost had a ham like taste. The alpaca tasted sort of beef like. I had it in a sauce one night that was so heavy I couldn't really taste the alpaca and then an alpaca burger another day that was pretty good.

    Still feeling pretty good and that awesome dump implies my intestinal tract is working so hopefully no parasites.
     
    #143 rocketsjudoka, Sep 27, 2013
  4. bigtexxx

    bigtexxx Contributing Member

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    this thread is giving me the urge to DOWNLOAD A BROWNLOAD!!!!
     
    #144 bigtexxx, Sep 28, 2013
  5. Mr. Clutch

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    If you eat paleo you will always have perfect poops.
     
    #145 Mr. Clutch, Sep 28, 2013
  6. krnxsnoopy

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    Don't understand why this thread is still alive smh.
     
    #146 krnxsnoopy, Sep 28, 2013
  7. JiantJerbil

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    Don't know if this is how to get a perfect dump, but atleast make it smell like the perfect dump!

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/ZKLnhuzh9uY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #147 JiantJerbil, Sep 28, 2013
  8. NateNate

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    These are very hard to come by but every once in a blue moon i will take part in dropping perfect science
     
    #148 NateNate, Sep 28, 2013
  9. Two Sandwiches

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    Attempting one as I type, with great confidence....
     
    #149 Two Sandwiches, Sep 28, 2013
  10. mrm32

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    Had one this morning about foot long. Not without some blood spilled though. :(
     
    #150 mrm32, Sep 28, 2013
  11. fallenphoenix

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    perfect dump? i've had a couple of those a long time ago, at this point a perfect dump for me is when i don't tear myself a new anal fissure while ****ting out what feels like a pinecone.

    i need to buy more fiber supplements
     
    #151 fallenphoenix, Sep 28, 2013
  12. Sadat X

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    The worst are the neverending wipers
     
    #152 Sadat X, Sep 29, 2013
  13. Dgn1

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    I have done something revolutionary. I reached down grabbed my pants, boxers, and slipped my thumbs inside my socks and pulled them up all at one time. I may be the 1st person on earth to do it.
     
    #153 Dgn1, Jan 31, 2016
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    <iframe width="640" height="360" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/YbYWhdLO43Q" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #154 i3artow i3aller, Jan 31, 2016
  15. Uprising

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    With the ****ty (no pun intended) card board like TP @ work.

    Which is why I normally stash my own roll...
     
    #155 Uprising, Jan 31, 2016
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  17. Eric Riley

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    I have this. Totally recommend it.
     
    #157 Eric Riley, Jan 31, 2016
  18. R0ckets03

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    Just had one today in the morning and damn....needed it so bad!

    My meals for this weekend:

    Mcdonalds before heading to Lexington
    Snows bbq - Brisket, jalopeno sausage and pork ribs
    Two Dozen Oysters
    Lots and lots of chocolate
    8-10 course dinner at the Pass
    Pizza
    Breakfast tacos
    Crab Curry

    Felt 11 months pregnant last night but after the massive non stop dump in the morning feel light as a feather.
     
    #158 R0ckets03, Feb 1, 2016
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  19. kaleidosky

    kaleidosky Your Tweety Bird dance just cost us a run

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    with that diet, it's hard to imagine you had a perfect one. Maybe you didn't read the original definition..
     
    #159 kaleidosky, Feb 1, 2016
  20. Buck Turgidson

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    Yeah, I'm not sure I believe that. I had a weekend of cajun food and beer and I guarantee my morning confessional was far from perfect.
     
    #160 Buck Turgidson, Feb 1, 2016
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