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Haiku the season 2015-16

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by FishBulb913, Jan 4, 2016.

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  1. jayhow92

    jayhow92 Member

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    Disappointing team
    We do not try on defense
    Need beer to watch this
     
    #21 jayhow92, Jan 4, 2016
  2. HR Dept

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    houston rockets suck bro
    group of dirty damn ass holes
    haiku true team's poo
     
    #22 HR Dept, Jan 4, 2016
  3. CantBeRight

    CantBeRight Member

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    I can't sleep at night.
    After watching Harden iso.
    Please end the season.
     
    #23 CantBeRight, Jan 4, 2016
  4. ISOBall

    ISOBall Member

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    This team sucks
    This team sucks this team sucks
    This team sucks
     
    #24 ISOBall, Jan 4, 2016
  5. eman

    eman Member

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    Wasn't last year great?
    Harden played D like he cared;
    Rox could make their threes.
     
    #25 eman, Jan 4, 2016
  6. conquistador#11

    conquistador#11 Member

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    big ass is divine
    party all the time
    I am M V P.
     
    #26 conquistador#11, Jan 4, 2016
  7. Pen15clubber

    Pen15clubber Member

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    I don't know how to haiku
    Brewer fuc you
    Need a new coach but our owner is a Jew
    I like Howard's pecs
    Time to page cyberx
     
    #27 Pen15clubber, Jan 4, 2016
  8. Houstunna

    Houstunna Mr Graphix
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    Harden's no leader
    Embarrassing effort shown
    Ditto Dwight Howard
     
    #28 Houstunna, Jan 4, 2016
  9. Spacemoth

    Spacemoth Member

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    Our best shooting guard
    Has been ruled out on Monday
    Due to pregnancy
     
    #29 Spacemoth, Jan 4, 2016
  10. King of 40 Acres

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    Window is closing
    For the H and H duo
    Pursuit? Not a chance.
     
    #30 King of 40 Acres, Jan 4, 2016
  11. conquistador#11

    conquistador#11 Member

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    ooops forgot to add "like to" to the middle line.
     
    #31 conquistador#11, Jan 4, 2016
  12. Handles

    Handles Member

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    Fans:
    Our team is so deep
    Wait a sec, we kinda suck
    Season is over

    Morey:
    So many assets
    But my cap space is tied up
    Itching for a trade

    Harden:
    Khloe, adidas
    What more could I ever want?
    I don't need to win

    Dwight:
    No back to backs boy!
    Wait my team needs me to play
    Why'd I choose the beard?

    McHale:
    clap clap, glad I left
    They just don't play hard enough
    Karma is a b****
     
    #32 Handles, Jan 4, 2016
  13. Os Trigonum

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    it's pretty damn sad
    haiku is more fun to read
    than any game thread
     
    #33 Os Trigonum, Jan 4, 2016
  14. CCorn

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    Poop everywhere
    So much poop I can't breathe
    Fat Kardashian
     
    #34 CCorn, Jan 4, 2016
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  15. donkeypunch

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    Where is the damn D?
    In Khloe's booty it be.
    Chicken of the sea.

    Haren plays no D.
    MVP he will never be.
    Gawddammit Murrley.
     
    #35 donkeypunch, Jan 4, 2016
  16. Dankstronaut

    Dankstronaut Way, way out here.

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    Ready for liftoff
    Monday, January fourth
    Two thousand sixteen

    Mountains and valleys
    Almost made it to the peak
    Not enough Sherpas
     
    #36 Dankstronaut, Jan 4, 2016
  17. donkeypunch

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    Barely beat the Jazz
    Even with all the refs help
    We just suck at life
     
    #37 donkeypunch, Jan 4, 2016
  18. kjayp

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    I got mine, screw you
    Homers still quick to defend
    even though I wont
     
    #38 kjayp, Jan 5, 2016
  19. tehG l i d e

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    Brewer is straight trash
    Brewer is super garbage
    Brewer is a scrub
     
    #39 tehG l i d e, Jan 5, 2016
  20. RESINator

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    Fk Kevin McHale
    In comes jb bickerstaff
    Fk this fool as well
     
    #40 RESINator, Jan 5, 2016
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