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Haiku the season 2015-16

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by FishBulb913, Jan 4, 2016.

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  1. FishBulb913

    FishBulb913 Member

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    Kevin to JB
    Regardless of playoff spot
    More change is needed

    A little poetry always soothes my soul. Give it a try
     
    #1 FishBulb913, Jan 4, 2016
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  2. seeingred

    seeingred Member

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    need more playmakers
    so welcome to houston, ty
    go stand in corner
     
    #2 seeingred, Jan 4, 2016
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  3. Mr. Clutch

    Mr. Clutch Member

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    Harden to Khloe
    Regardless of playoff spot
    More change is needed
     
    #3 Mr. Clutch, Jan 4, 2016
  4. Yung-T

    Yung-T Member

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    Rockets are crap
    Harden, why u do dis
    makes me sad
     
    #4 Yung-T, Jan 4, 2016
  5. Yung-T

    Yung-T Member

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    Rockets are real crap
    Please play harder clap clap clap
    Watch drunk or be mad
     
    #5 Yung-T, Jan 4, 2016
  6. Yung-T

    Yung-T Member

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    Realized this was off-form, so here I go again:

    Rockets play like crap
    James only making butts clap
    Crap this so sad
     
    #6 Yung-T, Jan 4, 2016
  7. Yung-T

    Yung-T Member

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    Fixed, I'm too sleepy:

    Rockets play like crap
    James only making butts clap
    Crap this is so sad
     
    #7 Yung-T, Jan 4, 2016
  8. omgTHEpotential

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    Where is the effort
    Reddick is torching Harden
    Defense needs some work
     
    #8 omgTHEpotential, Jan 4, 2016
  9. i3artow i3aller

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    Screw a haiku. I'm a go off the cuff. Ahem...

    She'll always be his turd of burden.
    Her booty is broad and James' game is hurting.
    All I want is for Khloe to end this polygamy.

    Am I Harden enough
    Am I rough enough
    Am I rich enough
    I used to be the player's MVP

    She'll always be Beard's turd of burden
    His game in ruins, time to draw the curtains
    Bieber's music is on the radio
    Come on baby make sweet wookie love to me

    I'll tell ya
    You can put me out
    On the street
    Put me out
    With no Adidas on my feet
    But, put me out, put me out
    Put this MVB out of his misery
     
    #9 i3artow i3aller, Jan 4, 2016
  10. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    What the hell happened?

    Good thing I didn't renew

    Clutch City my ass.
     
    #10 REEKO_HTOWN, Jan 4, 2016
  11. killakim

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    I thought we were good
    as the season progresses
    I realize we suck
     
    #11 killakim, Jan 4, 2016
  12. TheresTheDagger

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    My team, the Rockets.
    Suddenly I can't watch them.
    Too disappointing.
     
    #12 TheresTheDagger, Jan 4, 2016
  13. omgTHEpotential

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    i3artow droppin' rhymes
    Makin' Biggie, 2pac proud
    Khloe gettin' plowed
     
    #13 omgTHEpotential, Jan 4, 2016
  14. curbur

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    Harden may have peaked.
    From contenders to washed up,
    Trade them all Morey.
     
    #14 curbur, Jan 4, 2016
  15. Jugdish

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    Denial, then anger
    Bargaining, then depression
    At last, acceptance
     
    #15 Jugdish, Jan 4, 2016
  16. OTMax

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    A loser's eye is defensive
    the body is not responding
    breathe in new life
     
    #16 OTMax, Jan 4, 2016
  17. topfive

    topfive CF OG

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    It wasn't "McFail"!
    We have met the enemy
    And it is Khloe.
     
    #17 topfive, Jan 4, 2016
  18. Deuce

    Deuce Context & Nuance

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    bravo!
     
    #18 Deuce, Jan 4, 2016
  19. kjayp

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    said you were the best
    quit smoking and chasin hoes
    why wont you play d
     
    #19 kjayp, Jan 4, 2016
  20. roksoer

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    curry got better
    creators never follow
    no rings for houston
     
    #20 roksoer, Jan 4, 2016
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