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Blender Magazine: Top 50 Worst Songs of All Time

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  1. droxford

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    Nothing from Milli Vanilli?

    (note: Starship sucked.)

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  2. Hippieloser

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    Horribly enough, this song was actually redone by Insane Clown Posse. Even worse than it sounds.

    Almost as bad as the time I had to sit through Zug Izland's horrendous rappin' version of Sabbath's "War Pigs." I quote: "They be leavin' all that to tha poor, y'all!" Not coincidentally, Zug Izland are signed to ICP's label. Kill all Juggalos.

     
  3. AMS

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    I guess they dont even recognize them as artists anymore...

    but whoever said that Missy Elliots songs should be on here, is backed by me. I freaking cringe in pain when her songs are played....
     
  4. BMoney

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    Yeah all of that "usual stuff" written and played in the mid-60's by the Beatles (Rubber Soul/ Revolver), Bob Dylan, Beach Boys (Pet Sounds), Kinks, Rolling Stones, Otis Redding, Smokey Robinson, James Brown, Johnny Cash and the Who...what a barren wasteland music was back then before Paul Simon arrived on the scene!



    :rolleyes:
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  5. KingCheetah

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    This list could have easily been 500 songs long.
     
  6. FranchiseBlade

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    You are right about that 'Let's Go All the Way' song. That should be on the list. The (apple cooorrrre) part was the worst.

    I also just remembered another really bad song, that should probably come in at about #51 or 52.

    Nineteen

    I can't even remember who made it but but the key lines n...n...n...n...nineteen s... s.... s... s... Saigon.

    Anyone remember that one?
     
  7. ROXTXIA

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    My wife and I love "The End", but I'm sure if I read the review of it by the haters the words "pretentious" and "self-indulgent" would appear. Which is generally what the Morrisson detractors say.
     
  8. DCkid

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    Reminds me of some similar thread where I said "Hotel California" belongs on the list and I got straight up murdered for it.

    Well here it is again..."Hotel California" belongs on that list.
     
  9. the shark

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    "the killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on.
    He took a face from the ancient gallery and he walked on down the hall".
    Where he found DCkid dancing in front of the mirror listening to the Eagles "Hotel California"
     
  10. Rocket River

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    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/2F2i6EQsPZY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    Did not make the list!

    Rocket River
     
  11. Rashmon

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    Were you just roused from some type of cryogenic sleep to respond to that 11 year old post?
     
  12. Nero

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    Yeah no kidding - I had to do a double-take and then another double take after that.

    But yeah, whoever compiled that 'list' is a major douche-canoe.

    But ok, yeah, 'Starship' could pretty much never have existed, and the world would have been a better place.
     
  13. AXG

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    I actually like about half the list... ;)
     
  14. OmegaSupreme

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    don't understand some of the choices. i like about thirty or so. :confused:
     
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    Kokomo...man I hate Mike Love for being responsible for that, and for ruining the Beach Boys in general.
     
  16. BigM

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    Anyone who has a problem with Gerardo simply doesn't know what they're talking about.
     
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    We Built This City went #1 in three countries including the United States. I don't understand. It's catchy. So what does that say about us if it goes #1 and somehow it is the worst song in history. Seems hypocritical. Some of these other songs must have hit #1 too like ice ice baby.
     
  18. Surfguy

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    Is this the worst songs list of ones that charted?

    I guess so. Blender can suck my Fender.
     
  19. Haymitch

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    Any song by Beastie Boys
     
  20. Baba Booey

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    This current song by Drake about being called on his cell phone is one of the worst songs I have ever heard in my entire life. It's worse than all 50 songs on this list.
     

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