Jim Gaffigan is tops in my book. His Kobe Beef bit made me laugh until I gagged. <iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/WFdA6oc3p3E" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Pete Holmes, Patton Oswalt and Kevin Hart consistently have me rolling on the floor.
Wow, I'm an idiot- mod guys, please move this to hangout. But I do have 'Kobe' in the text, so that's ok right?