Let's actually give credit to the Houston Texans

Honestly, regardless of the outcome of today's game against the Dolphins, I just wanted to give credit where credit is due to the Houston Texans.

This organization has done such an outstanding job creating such an embarrassing culture of mediocrity around this team and this city, that at this point I don't even get surprised anymore by blowout losses, they're almost a given against any good team. Not only have we lived up to the expectations of this being a mediocre team by other NFL fans and the national media, but we've gone even lower then them!

Is your team struggling? Play the Texans. Is one of your signed free agents or star players not producing recently? Play the Texans. If your team is already stacked and you need another easy victory on the season? Play the Texans. Don't worry either, the players on the Texans have no pride whatsoever. Just simply drop 1 or 2 touchdowns on them in the first quarter and the entire team will rollover because they already know they're not good enough to win the game. But don't worry either, if this team is ever in a position to tie or win the game, you can count on a signature mess-up from someone to completely piss all over that possibility. Yup, that's Texans football.

So I say to all other Texans fans, let's stop getting mad at this team and instead give them credit for what they are trying to accomplish, which is being completely pathetic. Our team may wither away and falter but our wallets never will! With enough of our mone~ erm I mean support, we will will this team to a Superbowl!

Eventually.

Maybe.

 

Oh believe me, I am well aware of this. The Texans have a perfect system in place in which they can be this terrible and still have thousands of people on a season ticket wait-list. That is amazing