[Huh?] Watermelons

I'm more interested in the fact that they couldn't find a place to film this other than in between two bookcases.

 

I've been to a Mexican border town and seen a woman open a beer bottle with her whisker biscuit. This video does not impress me.

 

My melons are bigger than hers... could still fap tho.

 

She is built like a dude... If I wanted a dude I would go for a dude, not a chick that looks like a dude.

 

Is she thou? I actually don't find girls who body build attractive but her body is very impressive. It takes a lot of discipline and hard work to accomplish it and thou she would be much more attractive without excessive muscle I still think she is very attractive.

 

Very scaroused.

As someone in the comments mentioned, it would be lethal if one was in the process of going down on her and then the moment of orgasm happens and it's leg tightening and locking time. SMH, it'd be like a Boa Constrictor "clubbing a baby seal". (-That makes perfect sense). :grin:

 

Impressive? Absolutely. Attractive? Not to me, too masculine... but I am sure there are lots of men that find her very attractive.

 

Seems like a classy lady.

Definitely wifey material.

Bonerific.

She's has to be the life of every party(that has watermelons).

Were things that came to mind when watching the video. Seriously though, I bet shes the man in bed, and would be an abusive spouse. Still, would hit.

 

Kinda hot. Would hit but would be worried/afraid while doing so.

 

Well, that was weird...

 

Yeah, not watching; indoor tarp equals weirdo every time.

 

Thought this would be a hotballa thread where he's confused about watermelons and needs advice.

 

Is this Tosh.0?

 

You can actually slice a watermelon with nothing more than wrapping a rubber ban around it a few times. Check u tube. Seems like the physics are deceptionous.

 

she cracked her friends sternum or spine right before this video? what is she talking about? i think she is like, lying and stuff.

 

You don't think she could? With her leg game looking strong AF you really don't think she could have done so?

 

sure she could. what does she mean? she's saying she cracked open the cameraman's sternum or spine right before the video was shot. wouldn't he be in the hospital? that sounds like serious business

 

Oh ok, got what you meant. Yeah weird comment by her if the cameraman is still there despite supposedly being injured.