READ FROM THE BOTTOM UP! This one is undetermined at Snopes, but I believe it to be true. If you want to see one path of distribution of this e-mail, see this link (also from the bottom up): http://achim.wat.nu/listserv/arc/lug-egg-list/0016.html ---------------------------------- Forwarded by Tripp Murray ; Subject: FW: All time low Please, read my email first. Then read her email, I think that she was forwarding my email to a friend but hit reply instead. You will love this. -------------------------------------------------------- From: mary.b.callahan@us.pwcglobal.com Sent: Thursday, September 05, 2002 10:48 AM Reply to: tmurray@TMCapital.com Subject: All time low Ok first -- here is the e-mail I received from Tripp, the new guy I met last week. If you want to go out, perhaps we can get him to pay for drinks at Park. Since we have not slept together, he will of course be trying to impress me and will, therefore, do anything I ask. Unlike John, who fell asleep during sex last night. I went over to his place last night around 11:30. We started having sex. When I noticed his eyes were closed for a little too long, I said "John wake up." At which, point he shot up saying "what'd I miss." Yes, I think that is a new low. Let me know about tonight. I think you need company. -------------------------------------------------------- -----Original Message----- Tripp Murray ; To: Mary B Callahan/US/ABAS/PwC@Americas-US.com>; cc: Sent: 09/05/2002 10:01 Subject: So are you off to the Bon Jovi show tonight in Times Square? Sounds like it is going to some turnout. What division of audit are you in for PWC? Are you heading out tonight? A friend of mine is leaving for MBA School in France so, he is throwing himself a going away party at Park, ever been? What are the plans for this weekend, recovery from the long weekend or adding just a little more hurt to the situation? TTFN, Tripp Murray Associate TM Capital Corp. One Battery Park Plaza 35th Floor New York, NY 10004 (Tel) 212-809-1937 (Fax) 212-809-1450
This one is not bad either, and it's true! So I've been in Korea for about a week and a half now and what can I say, LIFE IS GOOD.... I've got a spanking brand new 2000 sq. foot 3 bedroom apt. with a 200 sq. foot terrace running the entire length of my apartment with a view overlooking Korea's main river and nightline......Why do I need 3 bedrooms? Good question,.... the main bedroom is for my queen size bed,...where CHUNG is going to **** every hot chick in Korea over the next 2 years (5 down, 1,000,000,000 left to go).... the second bedroom is for my harem of chickies, and the third bedroom is for all of you ****ers when you come out to visit my ass in Korea. I go out to Korea's finest clubs, bars and lounges pretty much every other night on the weekdays and everyday on the weekends to (I think in about 2 months, after I learn a little bit of the buyside business I'll probably go out every night on the weekdays). I know I was a stud in NYC but I pretty much get about, on average, 5-8 phone numbers a night and at least 3 hot chicks that say that they want to go home with me every night I go out. I love the buyside,.... I have bankers calling me everyday with opportunties and they pretty much cater to my every whim - you know (golfing events, lavish dinners, a night out clubbing). The guys I work with are also all chilll - I live in the same apt building as my VP and he drives me around in his Porsche (1 of 3 in all of Korea) to work and when we go out. What can I say,.... live is good,... CHUNG is KING of his domain here in Seoul..... So,.... all of you ****ers better keep in touch and start making plans to come out and visit my ass ASAP, I'll show you guys an unbelievable time....My contact info is below.... Oh, by the way,... someone's gotta start fedexing me boxes of domes,...I brought out about 40 but I think I'll run out of them by Saturday..... Laters, CHUNG Peter Chung The Carlyle Group Suite 1009, CCMM Bldg. 12, Yoido-dong, Youngdeungpo-ku Seoul 150-010, Korea Tel: (822) 2004-8412 Fax: (822) 2004-8440 email: pchung@thecarlylegroup.co.kr http://www.snopes.com/risque/tattled/chung.htm
i like the first one. its exactly how most women/girls think. but try to act like guys dont know. thats why i dont go out with girls and pay for everything. i dont make them pay either i just try to make it equal.
Pretty sure its true, I got that a couple of years ago when it first came out and I believe I talked to a friend from pwc who claimed that they knew this chick when I asked her about it. The second one is definitely true, the guy ended up gettting fired. It ws in the new yorker.
The Carlyle Group one is legit. I remember getting that one forwarded to me back when it was making the rounds. someone's gotta start fedexing me boxes of domes,...I brought out about 40 but I think I'll run out of them by Saturday..... Truly a classic line.
I have done something like that once before, but it wasn't such a bad letter....so i was ok. but damn. That's gotta suck.
I remember when working for a subsidiary of Stewart Title Insurance, I and others got a company-wide email about some group doing something. None of it had anything to do with anyone in my group, so I decided be a smart aleck. I hit "REPLY" when I should've hit "FORWARD" to send it to a co-worker. My only line in the email was "Who the heck is BLAHBLAH Group and why should I care?!" I pressed ALT-S in Outlook out of habit and off it went. Of course I thought to myself "hmm... I didn't put my buddy's name in the TO: field, so what the....AAAAAAH!!!!!" Of course I sent it back to the lady who had originally sent it. She sent a polite email back to me explaining who that group was and how they affected me. It turns out she was a secretary... one that was granted great powers by her manager and could've crushed me like an insignificant grape. She was the secretary to the head honcho of Stewart Title itself. I responded to her email response by trying to play it off saying "Oh, ok thanks! I was wondering! I appreciate your quick response and hope I wasn't a bother." She never responded back. UGH.
