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Breaking it Down with James Harden

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by DreamShook, Sep 25, 2018.

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  1. DreamShook

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    Gender reveal video. Harden looks pregnant. I.D.I.O.T.S.

     
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    I wonder if he's having a boy or a girl? o_O
     
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    Harden: "Alright opponents, take notes so you know how to guard me"
     
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    Harden ready to give birth to a non-binary championship!
     
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    It's customary for the masters of illusion to reveal their secrets after that have perfected a new trick. Harden giving you the secrets of the hidden ball trick, when he has been working on making the Statue of Liberty disappear during the off-season.
     
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    shout out to Dwight Howard. Spending a summer working on jumpshots that are no where near close to a factor in a actual game. #wastingtime
     
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    the camera adds 10 lbs
     
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    Dwight said he wanted to be like KD :D
     
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    How many IMAX cameras on James Harden?
     
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    GOAT
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    "Don't work on things you're not going to do in a game; it's a waste of time." -- James Harden

    "And remember guys: Work on your game. If you're a shooter, then shoot. If you're a roller, pick and roll. If you're a playmaker, then make plays. If you're a rebounder, then block out for Russell." -- Rico Hines

    "I'm looking to expand my game. This summer I've been working on my 3pt shooting and step-back." -- Dwight Howard
     
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    G.O.A.T. = Glutton or Anterior Tilt?
     
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    hahahahha!
     
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    Man these fat jokes are so funny and relevant. Cause James is huge, he's like two hundred twenty pounds, what a fat ass. The fat jokes didn't get old in 2013, no they should continue because they are so funny ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha
     
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    "We're all gonna eat."
     
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    lighten up.

    lol, it's another fat joke.
     
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    "wherever you are, working on your passes" (as he shoots the ball), lol.
     
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    hahahah!
    i agree but ppl who are more versatile in humor need to step up otherwise it will be fat jokes
     
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    it was a metaphor that you need to be as precise in passing as much as when you shooting the ball
     
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