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Clutch BBS Vernacular Compendium

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Cohen, May 20, 2005.

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  1. Cohen

    Cohen Member

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    Please help build the compendium of BBS terms for newbies...and well, posterity.


    'ride ride': Still being determined, but possibly:
    1) F%*$
    Use: 'The refs gave Yao a ride ride again' 'Stern likes to ride ride Van Gundy'
    or
    2) Self proclamation: 'I'm a crazy b*tch'.
    Use: 'I won't be ignored, Dan! Ride ride!'
    ETYMOLOGY:
    Latina, probably Latin-Canuck roots.


    If any others exist, please feel free to add. :)
     
    #1 Cohen, May 20, 2005
  2. KaiSeR SoZe

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    'faint': to lose consciousness of something big or small in nature
    1)
    "When YAO is training,Tmac told yao:"i hear you have many yao-lover."
    Sura heared that and ask Yao:"how many?I change three in one week,how many you have? "
    Yao say :''Maby a hundred million,Maby two hundred million,who know?"
    Sura fall in a faint again."
    or
    2. Sura fall in faint
    ETYMOLOGY:
    of Chinese origin

    meh..i dont think i ddi this right..oh well :(
     
    #2 KaiSeR SoZe, May 20, 2005
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  3. rudager

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    Poo·per
    n.

    1. The ultimate achievment of a Clutch BBSer.
     
    #3 rudager, May 20, 2005
  4. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    'maybe maybe no': to question the likelihood of an outcome
    1)will Vince Carter be a Rocket? "maybe maybe no"
    2)will there ever be another "What's in Your CD Player" thread? "maybe maybe no"
    ETYMOLOGY:
    possibly Native American
     
    #4 Rocketman95, May 20, 2005
  5. Uprising

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    apparently there is a new slang in here known as throated. = choked?
     
    #5 Uprising, May 20, 2005
  6. El_Conquistador

    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking

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    'CASE CLOSED':
    adj.

    1. You have lost an argument in the D&D Forum. You must now retreat in shame to lick your wounds.

    Use: After the sweeping mandate in today’s elections, your party is left crippled, like a young fawn against the grill guard of my luxury SUV.

    CASE CLOSED

    ETYMOLOGY: of Hispanic origin, with roots tracing back to romance languages
     
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  7. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy
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    Furry

    FuR 'E'

    (fur * ree)

    N

    1. Professor of physics.

    ---- a. Location - San Francisco, California.

    ---- b. Liberal - loves Pandas.
     
    #7 KingCheetah, May 20, 2005
  8. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    'Delusional': Seeing things that aren't in fact in existence
    1) see two posts up.

    :D
     
    #8 Rocketman95, May 20, 2005
  9. m_cable

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    Ming, George
    noun

    1) The father of the first Chinese player to be drafted #1 overall in the NBA.
     
    #9 m_cable, May 20, 2005
  10. AMS

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    3 please
    "Three Please"

    1. Term used to describe the celebration ceremony after any Rocket makes a Three Point Shot
    2. Consists of the index and thumb making an O shape and the other three fingers moving around taunting the other team. :D
     
    #10 AMS, May 20, 2005
  11. Mr. Clutch

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    'fomfotable':

    1) Comfortable
    Use: 'I am fomfotable sitting here in my socks next to my cereal.'

    ETYMOLOGY:
    Origin traced to Chinese Clutch BBS poster.
     
    #11 Mr. Clutch, May 20, 2005
  12. m_cable

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    Summer
    noun

    1- The usually warmest season of the year, occurring between spring and autumn and constituting June, July, and August in the Northern Hemisphere, or, as calculated astronomically, extending from the summer solstice to the autumnal equinox.

    2- A period of time when people suppose be horny.
     
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  13. Kam

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    had no clue what this thread was about, but it's pretty damnfunny.
     
    #13 Kam, May 20, 2005
  14. francis 4 prez

    francis 4 prez Member

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    like a fawn in the grill guard of my luxury SUV. hilarious. though i don't get how it's an adjective.


    and damn did the cereal make that picture.
     
    #14 francis 4 prez, May 20, 2005
  15. Major Malcontent

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    FockAss- Nigerian

    Focus especially as applicable to NBA basketball.
     
    #15 Major Malcontent, May 21, 2005
  16. Plowman

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    Awesome Major.Mycontribution...
    Fo,Fo,Fo - origin - innner city St. Pete
    To sweep a playoff series
     
    #16 Plowman, May 21, 2005
  17. Chance

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    that was awesome.
     
    #17 Chance, May 22, 2005
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    #18 blathersby, Jul 4, 2009
  19. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    Furry

    FuR 'E'

    (fur * ree)

    N

    1. Person choosing animal moniker and prone to dressing up in animal costumes as sexual outlet.
    2. (regional) Person choosing animal moniker combined with designation of royalty and prone to dressing up in animal costumes as sexual outlet.
     
    #19 B-Bob, Jul 4, 2009
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