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Master Baiter is offline Old 10-11-2004, 01:57 PM   #1
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My buddy came over to my cube and was like, "Whats that smell?? Its yeasty over here? Do my feet stink?"

I'm like WTF???

He's like, "Oh wait, its my breath"

Jesus dude, go get a toothbrush.
 
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Maybe he was subtly letting you know he had a beer at lunch.

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No he was serious. Because he was smelling all the crap on my desk. I'm like, that picture of my kids isnt going to smell like a bucket of ass. Neither is my water bottle.

It was gross and humorous at the same time.
 
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He's got a mouth fungus. :D
 
drapg is offline Old 10-11-2004, 02:20 PM   #5
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Tell him to buy some "Cherry Chill" Eclipse gum.

It tastes like I gargled with Robitussin for 3 days and I can't get this crappy flavor out of my mouth!
 
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Almost as bad as other engineers in my group coming into my cube and trying to discuss the OU game with me. Nevermind that they don't know the first thing about football, they ask things like, "so...what happened to Texas this weekend" or "man, I heard UT lost."

Really? No *****. I had no idea. Thanks for letting me know. Now get the hell away from my desk.

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I had a guy at my old office that had some bad foot fungus or somethink like that. He would tale of his shoes and socks and floss his toes with his socks. And if he would scratch his feet with his hand he would roll up in a ball whatever he scrathed off and smell it then flick it. Needless to say if you touched his keyboard you typed with your pen. Nasty.
 
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I had a guy at my old office that had some bad foot fungus or somethink like that. He would tale of his shoes and socks and floss his toes with his socks. And if he would scratch his feet with his hand he would roll up in a ball whatever he scrathed off and smell it then flick it. Needless to say if you touched his keyboard you typed with your pen. Nasty.
No freaking way that **** would fly around me. That is some serious freaking nastiness.
 
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I have an idiot coworker who doesn't wash his hands after doing his business in the bathroom.

And we ain't talking "zip it and flip it" type of business either.

Oh the horror!
 
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My boss keeps telling me to keep my cool when I'm trying to discipline kids, and then 10 minutes later she's flying off the handle at some jerk-off 3rd grader bully kid.... And on fridays, she goes and does paperwork, so me and my co-worker take care of things our way, which she told us to do, and then she yells at us for it.

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I have an idiot coworker who doesn't wash his hands after doing his business in the bathroom.
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I had a guy at my old office that had some bad foot fungus or somethink like that. He would tale of his shoes and socks and floss his toes with his socks. And if he would scratch his feet with his hand he would roll up in a ball whatever he scrathed off and smell it then flick it. Needless to say if you touched his keyboard you typed with your pen. Nasty.
Oh my God. No. No. No. Jesus Christ. No.

That's worse than Ken at a place I used to work at eating out of the garbage can.

Oh wait... maybe it's not.

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Oh my God. No. No. No. Jesus Christ. No.

That's worse than Ken at a place I used to work at eating out of the garbage can.

Oh wait... maybe it's not.
dont know why i cant post pictures but anyways.......http://www.naomisworld.com/Thumbnail...oberts%202.jpg

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dont know why i cant post pictures but anyways....
Pic posting is banned from the hangout due to abuse in another hot chick thread.

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lol thanks

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