My First Porn Star...*With Pics*

[Mr. Mooch]

Ya gotta admit I have a way of getting maximum page views.

Anyway, there was porn debate here at the UA tonight sponsered by University Programs, a mainly student-run 'organization' that brings in 90s bands (Saliva two years ago; George Clinton the year before; Lynyrd Skynyrd last year), and an occasional speaker/debate (a year or two ago they had Krist Novoselic, Jello Biafra, and some tree hugger that lived in a sequoia or ceda for two weeks talking about...weed ).

And so they brought in Susan G. Cole, a NOW member and anti-porn ("but not anti-sex") activist (she's Canadian, go figure) and.......Ron Jeremy.



Yes, the sleazy, ugly, fat, old, disgusting, legendary Ron Jeremy.

I will briefly describe the scene. There were about 1000-1200 people packed into a 'plaza' between the student center and student services center (ehhh, dues and ****); a few hundred on the balconies and stairs of both buildings. So the debate starts off with a 12-minute opening speech from Cole and then a similar speech by Jeremy. Then they take questions from anybody that lined up and asked (about 10-15 did which was mainly the entire debate).

It was hard to listen to due to the fact that Ron Jeremy debating with some old activist lesbian hag (no offense) is BORING. All I can say is that Ron Jeremy is quite knowledgeable and articulate. I didn't tape the entire debate, but a friend did, so if any of you desperately want it that bad I can get a copy of it.

Nothing too special, but there was one guy (seemingly drunk) who got up and said stuff how great Ron is and what he means. Then the moderator interrupts asking if he had a question; he gets defensive; agrees to start asking it; bables on for another 10 seconds and then Cole interrupts and he tries to speak ("Excuse me! Excuse me! Let me finish"); when he's forced to ask a question, all he manages is:

(To Cole: "What's your ****ing problem?!?!")


Nice.


So of course I went just to meet a fellow Jew (assuming I would've been the only other one there, but it turns out the moderator is Jewish, a neighbor of mine, and also composed music for such cartoons as Ren and Stimpy). Once the debate ended, Jeremy went back to his vehicle with 'bodyguards' and then an announcement was made saing he would be outside at a table. So everyone rushes to the table, but considering it was a bit nippy (yes, nippy) another announcement was made saying he is inside the building on the second floor. With this, the entire mob of 500-700 I'd say rushes up the stairs, knocking people down on their way. I made it in record time and got pretty early in line.

Now that I've bored you to death, here comes the proof (sorry for some of the blurriness; damn capture delay:


He's announced


Master debater at work

[Mr. Mooch]

Had to cut it to two posts for all the pics...

EDIT: I, sorry about the sig; I knew it was long and I expected feedabck; will shorten! Thanks for the heads up!


Working it


There's just something priceless about Ron Jeremy with a University of Alabama sign right there


Afterwards, indoors


Oh, Ron (check out the rack on the zombie!!! that's actually nothing considered to what other females lurk upon this campus)


Cole (BOOOO!!!) and The Mod


And some sample vids just for extra proof (all mpg):

Video 1
Video 2
Video 3

I did ask him what advice he had for a Jew of my build, but he gave no response (waaaay too busy). However, I did stay right by where he was signing (where I took the video shots) and aksed him a couple things I didn't get on film . I asked him what his favorite part of Alabama was and his response: "This is my first time in Alabama."

I then tried to get him to do a 'Roll Tide!' on film, but he didn't know what the hell I was talking about. I completely understand.

Oh, of course I had my picture with him, but I'd be damn stupid to post it, now wouldn't I?

And there were two women (one a definite skank; red hair was a key sign; the other just iite) who got their 'tits signed' as they referred to it as. Of course the sexual prowler in me noticed one was in line behind me and since I stood right outside the line, I was in prime position for capturing this event on film. It really wasn't that great. I'm still not posting it. :D

Ron Jeremy - a man with a BIG dick.

[Roc Paint]

Show your Pride! :D

[nyquil82]

ron is starting to look like a white al sharpton

[Fatty FatBastard]

Never doubt the hedgehog's skills.

[Lil Pun]

Hey Mooch do you mean University of Arkansas or Alabama or another A? The same two speakers put on a debate at Arkansas State University in my hometwown last week yet my roomie, girlfriend, and friends that go there all failed to tell me.


So does Mooch get a rockHead award?

[mleahy999]

So is Ron Jeremy the William Hung of his day?

(actually I just wanted to write RJ and Hung in the same sentence)

[Tonaaayyyy]

He should be the rockets spokesman


be part of something BIG

[ima_drummer2k]

Originally posted by Fatty FatBastard Never doubt the hedgehog's skills.

Why do they call him.....




Oh,OK. I get it.