We know you were a fat ass till you started eating subs. We know you will never have to work another day in your life. We know that you are still a dork. Sorry.... just sick of seeing his mug on the tube every five minutes. I do however like the new "Its okay..... I had Subway today" commercials. The one with the dude cheerleading is freaking hilarious..... and his wife has one of the best racks too.
OH GOD YES SHE DOES!!!! I always stare!!! SOOOOOOOOOOOO nice. But see I couldn't tell if that's her wife. I mean he's what, like 55? She looks like 18-25. I think it's his daughter, because why would there be a cheerleading outfit in the house. Oh, but whattarack!!!
I second that, Quiznos with the wolfs is just wacked. The Budweiser commercial with the guy interviewing the football player and blaming his teammates. TV Interviewer "There is no I in team" Football player "There isnt WE either!" Funny stuff.
That football player one is hilarious. I love it because I think of people that just overuse cliches. "There's no I in team" "Ya, ain't no we, either". LOL!
i think the actual line is "yeah well there ain't no we either." that commercial is classic from beginning to end. what i've also always loved about the no I in team comment is that there is a "ME" right in there.
Oh man, the subway commerical with the guy in a cheerleading outfit is CLASSIC! The best part is the guy videotaping it for future blackmale purposes...
I was at this prewedding party in Kansas City and we were hanging out at this bar, when we look to our left and lo and behold there was Jared, just boozing it up with some compadres. My buddy who was getting married was like, will you take a picture of us, and he was like hell yeah you're getting married thats awesome... and the bride and groom took a picture with Jared, who seemed like a totally cool dude.
the Subway franchise and everyone involved is going straight to the 6th level of hell for misleading the entire public about the health benefits of eating their products. plus annoying the crap out of everyone with their dumb commercials.
Well, in defense of Subway, the customers have the OPTION of lathering their otherwise healthy sandwich with extra mayo and cheese...
Jared is getting old...I'm glad he lost weight, and he's making lots of dough making commercials, but damn, enough is enough... Go eat a Crispy Creme and shut the freak up!!!
Jared must have been a real pig before. 425 pounds? OMG. I think I could eat all day long every day and never weigh 425 pounds. I just don't understand how people can get so big like that. It boggles the mind. At what point do you look in the mirror and think you have to do something about your weight? All it takes is cutting back on the fat and amount of food you eat along with some exercise. So, if Jared didn't have a Subway next door to where he was living, then he would be dead I guess.
