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The summer of YoYao
Summer Song Giver is offline Old 08-27-2003, 06:09 PM   #1
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Don't know what else to say cuz I haven't really been in on the gag but it seems to me that you simply can not read a thread anywhere with out this guys name popping up. Is there any more appropriate title for this summer, I think not. And I would be honored if the man himself (that's you YoYao) would grace my thread with an appeareance. Peace out!

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no_answer is offline Old 08-27-2003, 06:11 PM   #2
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Pointless, I dont like it. :D

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drapg is offline Old 08-27-2003, 06:24 PM   #3
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The whole schtick got old about 5 minutes after it started.
 
MoBalls is offline Old 08-27-2003, 06:27 PM   #4
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Lately, It has been 'The Fall of YoYao' ..........horny bastard just wont stop posting anything else besides sex, daughters and salsa.....
 
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From the Summer of windandsea,
to the Summer of YoYao.

duck!!

 
mrpaige is offline Old 08-27-2003, 06:37 PM   #6
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Quote:
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Lately, It has been 'The Fall of YoYao' ..........horny bastard just wont stop posting anything else besides sex, daughters and salsa.....
That's only setting the stage for his redemption in the Third Act.
 
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I got a better one....

The Summer of George!!!
 
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SSG -- You're a couple hours too late. Apparently YoYao has been banned. All we have now are the memories -- grammatically appalling, overly photographed, non-shoe-wearing, cereal-infested memories.
 
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Banned? Ahh...thats a shame.
 
yaonotyo is offline Old 08-27-2003, 08:17 PM   #10
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why was yoyao banned?
 
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Austin, Texas (AP) -- Popular BBS figure YoYao was placed on probation today by the ClutchCity.net Authorities. YoYao, the BBS poster who was known for posting his pic, and contributing to general horniness, will remain on probation until he has completed 100 hours of community service. The decision comes after he was spotted asking perverted questions many times over the course of the past 3 months.

YoYao shot to stardom when he posted his pic first in a thread about whether he was "hot or not". Several BBS Members then started what is now refered to as the "YoYao Photoshop Phenomenon". YoYao mania soon swept the BBS, as photos of the skinny man with asian decent, broken english and a libido to match Wilt Chamberlain started turning up everywhere. Then the "YoYao Quote" buzz made him a BBS legend.

Many of YoYao's fans stood outside and protested the decision holding up signs such as "People Suppose Want YoYao Free!" and "Where are your head?" Public outcry reached a whole new level, when after hearing the decision, BBS Member Mr. Mooch risked his own senior member status to post revealing pics of YoYao on the site. BBS Crew member Dr. Of Dunk was contacted but did not return any phone calls, later he sent us a telegraph saying "No Comment"... YoYao had posted nearly 650 times before he was caught.

and now just today -

Austin, Texas (AP) -- BBS Legend YoYao's 15 minutes appear to be up, the Clutchcity.net BBS Icon has been banned, the Assocated Press learned today. Authorities did not comment on the matter but cited "Conduct Not Acceptable" as one of the main reasons for the banning. Many also believe the theory that YoYao's fame quickly got to his head and he become infatuated with his own status. YoYao had 660 posts when he was banned.

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AntiSonic is offline Old 08-27-2003, 08:39 PM   #12
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Truly, a sad day.



The End...?



"I suppose be back."
 
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Nice tribute Anti. Nice article Moe.


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Quote:
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Austin, Texas (AP) -- Popular BBS figure YoYao was placed on probation today by the ClutchCity.net Authorities. YoYao, the BBS poster who was known for posting his pic, and contributing to general horniness, will remain on probation until he has completed 100 hours of community service. The decision comes after he was spotted asking perverted questions many times over the course of the past 3 months.

YoYao shot to stardom when he posted his pic first in a thread about whether he was "hot or not". Several BBS Members then started what is now refered to as the "YoYao Photoshop Phenomenon". YoYao mania soon swept the BBS, as photos of the skinny man with asian decent, broken english and a libido to match Wilt Chamberlain started turning up everywhere. Then the "YoYao Quote" buzz made him a BBS legend.

Many of YoYao's fans stood outside and protested the decision holding up signs such as "People Suppose Want YoYao Free!" and "Where are your head?" Public outcry reached a whole new level, when after hearing the decision, BBS Member Mr. Mooch risked his own senior member status to post revealing pics of YoYao on the site. BBS Crew member Dr. Of Dunk was contacted but did not return any phone calls, later he sent us a telegraph saying "No Comment"... YoYao had posted nearly 650 times before he was caught.

and now just today -

Austin, Texas (AP) -- BBS Legend YoYao's 15 minutes appear to be up, the Clutchcity.net BBS Icon has been banned, the Assocated Press learned today. Authorities did not comment on the matter but cited "Conduct Not Acceptable" as one of the main reasons for the banning. Many also believe the theory that YoYao's fame quickly got to his head and he become infatuated with his own status. YoYao had 660 posts when he was banned.
:D :D funny as hell!!!!:D
 
DEANBCURTIS is offline Old 08-27-2003, 09:03 PM   #15
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What a rush. Here's to the fun and fancy of YoYao.

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HAYJON02 is offline Old 08-27-2003, 09:09 PM   #16
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everybody liked the guy. we all laughed "with" him. theres my summary

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Free YoYao!!

He is the heart of the BBS hangout.

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no_answer is offline Old 08-27-2003, 10:04 PM   #18
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Goodbye YoYo.

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The whole thing had long gone stale. Good riddance.

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Quote:
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Free YoYao!!

He is the heart of the BBS hangout.
I agree .

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