how about this juicy nugget:
http://bigleaguers.yahoo.com/mlb/players/5784/news
Aug 16 Morris was scheduled to come off the disabled list to start Sunday for the Cardinals against Philadelphia. But he will be sidelined a minimum of two more weeks after spraining his left ankle when he fell and rolled his ankle jumping down some stairs at the team hotel as he ran to try and catch the elevator.
clearly Matt Morris was not thinking correctly.
i freaking can't stand the cardinals.