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Blatz is online now Old 06-30-2003, 11:07 AM   #1
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Dream Date

I just heard this on T.V., the Regis show. They are haveing some sort of contest, so if Cat is your dream date here is your shot.

I just thought it was funny.

Doesn't he have a wife?

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A football player in high school and now a top NBA star for the Houston Rockets, this guy is as talented as he is gorgeous. Born and raised in Philly, this "Cat" loves going to the movies, playing pool and enjoys spending his personal time inspiring the youth of urban communities. Take one look and there's no denying this guy's heart stopping smile and contagious laugh.
 
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This is hilarious. Live with Regis and Kelly is having a "Dream Date" contest and guess who's one of the bachelors...


Cuttino Mobley - NBA Star
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"top NBA star?"
 
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Damn, Blatz. You beat me by a few seconds. It is funny, though. My girlfriend called me up right when she saw this. She couldn't believe he was doing this. :D
 
Blatz is online now Old 06-30-2003, 11:16 AM   #4
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When I came back to the front page and saw your thread I thought I some how missed it before posting. I was scared of the dreaded pad lock.
 
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Do you think Steve Francis will be jealous?

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heypartner, here's your chance!
 
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Why isn't Cuttino practicing. Doesn't he realize players shouldn't have a life outside of basketball?

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Do you think Steve Francis will be jealous?
2 words:

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heypartner, here's your chance!

classic.
 
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I thought the dude was married with kids.....

At least he was 1 1/2 years ago when I met him.

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It just shows what money and a public relations company can do for you!

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Do you think Steve Francis will be jealous?
No their relationship has been rough since Steve has been seen out with a tall Asian dude.

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heypartner, here's your chance!
This post for president. I thought that was a perk of the fan council, though.

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See, Cuttino was robbed in the Sexy Man contest. No respect for Houston. How could he lose to this guy:


notice those teeth.
needs some work, right, vs Cat's just natural sexiness.
 
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"top NBA star?"
When you average 20 pts for two consecutive years, you are considered an NBA star.

Drewdog, how did you meet Cuttino? :D

I believe he has one kid, but never got married.
 
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Why isn't Cuttino practicing. Doesn't he realize players shouldn't have a life outside of basketball?
I'll bet he's a lousy tipper too!

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Why isn't Cuttino practicing. Doesn't he realize players shouldn't have a life outside of basketball?
this reminds me...has anyone heard anything about his ankle surgery? i assume it was a great success...i hope.
 
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See, Cuttino was robbed in the Sexy Man contest. No respect for Houston. How could he lose to this guy:


notice those teeth.
needs some work, right, vs Cat's just natural sexiness.

Looks like he will go for it.
 
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The guy is not married.

Its an NBA thing to have kids and not be married.

Shawn Kemp knows what Im talkin about.
 
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The guy is not married.

Its an NBA thing to have kids and not be married.

Shawn Kemp knows what Im talkin about.

I wonder if he can remember their names?
Fathers day can be confusing.
 

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