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12-31-2002, 02:54 PM
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Running With Scissors
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...is to pimp slap anybody, from now until midnight, who says to me "See you next year!"
...and a DOUBLE pimp slap if they have a goofy smile on their face while saying it...
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12-31-2002, 03:00 PM
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What's the penalty if they say it to you over the phone?
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12-31-2002, 03:02 PM
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Hey A-Train,
See you next year!
:D
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12-31-2002, 03:02 PM
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see you next year
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12-31-2002, 03:06 PM
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Well, here are my resolutions for this coming year 2003:
GET IN SHAPE...Ride my bike more and lift some weights, do some sit-ups etc... (havent done ***** this winter, gained about 10 lbs!)
Eat less beef!
Finally finish odds and ends on my house to sell it and hopefully move to San Antonio.
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12-31-2002, 03:07 PM
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Running With Scissors
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mrs. JB
What's the penalty if they say it to you over the phone?
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I'll put their name on my "people to pimp slap" list, of course! Of course I would never hit a woman (admit it, you were thinking about typing it), so I guess I'll have to slap Manny THREE times...
I know I can always count on my clutchcity.net friends for moral support. :D
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12-31-2002, 03:12 PM
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I'm gonna lose a 100 pounds. I'll keep you all apprised of the progress.
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12-31-2002, 03:22 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by A-Train
Of course I would never hit a woman (admit it, you were thinking about typing it), so I guess I'll have to slap Manny THREE times...
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No, I wasn't going to say it to you. But I always call my parents and my sister just so I can say it. Pretty annoying on my part, huh?
Even so, go ahead and slap Manny THREE times, just fo the hell of it.
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12-31-2002, 03:27 PM
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Thanks, Mrs. JB!
Can I have another, A-Train!
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12-31-2002, 03:50 PM
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I have no resolutions. I'm perfect in every way and see no room for improvement.
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12-31-2002, 03:53 PM
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Hangout Boy
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Quote:
Originally posted by drapg
I have no resolutions. I'm perfect in every way and see no room for improvement.
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Except you root for a pathetic excuse for an NFL team.
That, and your nipples bleed.
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12-31-2002, 04:48 PM
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Damn i had someone say that to me today. That is annoying.
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12-31-2002, 04:51 PM
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As I was reading this...one of my coworkers said this to me........let me go run and slap thier a@# !
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12-31-2002, 05:10 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pole
I'm gonna lose a 100 pounds. I'll keep you all apprised of the progress.
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I admire your motivation! Good luck!
My resolution is to finally get into the military and pass basic officer training.
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12-31-2002, 06:17 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by A-Train
...is to pimp slap anybody, from now until midnight, who says to me "See you next year!"
...and a DOUBLE pimp slap if they have a goofy smile on their face while saying it...
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Hey . . .you should really see how their faces change when
you pull out a gun, point it at them and say . . . "I Seriously doubt it"
:D . . .now that is funny
Rocket River
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I VOTE FOR SAM CASSELL AS THE NEXT ROCKETS COACH!
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12-31-2002, 10:59 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by fadeaway
I admire your motivation! Good luck!
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Thank you for the kind words, but as they say, "talk is cheap."
I don't think I'll prove any motivation until I lose at least 50 lbs....and I won't ask for any admiration until I top at least 75. 100 may be too much....I'll probably be rail thin then, but hey.....it's a nice round number.
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01-01-2003, 12:04 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pole
I'm gonna lose a 100 pounds. I'll keep you all apprised of the progress.
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Hey just go on the Subway diet and you to can be like jarred and reach your goal. :D
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01-01-2003, 01:13 AM
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Best of luck Pole!
Personally, I'm looking to raise my posting average to the mid-thirties.
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01-01-2003, 01:43 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by fadeaway
My resolution is to finally get into the military and pass basic officer training.
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Are you sure you picked the best year for that?
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