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cas is offline Old 12-14-2002, 12:38 PM   #1
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One of the most retarded thing I've read this whole year. Check out the last paragraph for some serious laughs.

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Titled: I can fix the rockets problems.
Author: catoandkennysuck (from some other forum)

First off, you do realize the rockets could have drafted Richard Jefferson,Gerald Wallace,Gilbert Arenas,Terence Morris all in the same draft in 2001? To bad Rudy lost that one. Just so you know,Gilbert is better than Moochie,Wallace better than the small forward Morris and Rice,and Jefferson better than Cat.Now ,on to the future......Rules to get the ring for the rox....


BEEZ I know what youre talking about now btw about why Griffin isnt being used properly.

1.Dont ever trade Ming or Francis.No matter how tempting the trade,not even for Shaq.Unless Kobe is involved for Steve or Lebron or tmac,but that isnt going to happen.

2.the rest of the club is not safe. I dont care if ming and moochie are best friends,moochie sucks. If you "love" cuttino or moochie,or cato ,then you must not want a ring,unless your just stupid.

3.lets go player by player to show you why the rest of the team will not win the ring.

Kenny Thomas:If you think a 6'7 power forward that cant shoot from the outside is a good fit for ming,then you my friend are riding kennys nutsack literally.

Cuttino: All you have to do is count how many times a game he tries to shoot over two defenders when Griffin is wide open.

Cato:butterfingers. nuff said. High contract,could be a keeper unless a package for Mike Miller rolls along.He actually is the best role player other than Griffin.I rank him higher than Cuttino or Kenny.

moochie: if you think a 5'11 pg that cant play defense or hit free throws,or pass to a wide open eddie,then your also riding his nutsack.

hawkins:cant make a shot if you put a gun to his head,ive seen better shooters at ymca

Taylor:high contract,if he count beat out kenny then that must mean he sucks reeeaaaaaalll bad.

Nachbar:6'10,great passer,no isos,team player,best shooter when given minutes,to bad rudy uses him for a cheerleader instead of playing.Actually,rudy knows Kenny will whine like a little *****,so rudy benches players who he thinks wont ***** as much.

Morris: good player,great stroke,will become that great player on another team and have rudy riding his nutsack

rice: old,slow,no defense

griffin:awsome,yet,rudy and steve and cat and moochie dont know how to run a pick and roll so eddie remains wide open under the basket with no pass to him

Conclusion,keep eddie/ming/francis. Trade the entire team for role players that play defense,run and hit threes. Spreewell,Odom,Brian grant,brent barry,you know what Im talking about.

You guys do know we could win the title this year dont you? You do know the clippers want cuttino for odom. You do know the knicks want cato and change for spreewell,and miami wants rice and kenny for Grant.

You do know our lineup could be : francis/spree/odom/grant.griffin/ming dont you? But the problem is this.

Rudy likes to ride sacks. He falls in love with his players and becomes emotional. Thats why he OVERPAYS for players like moochie/matt maloney/taylor/cato because he wants to make them happy.

So what you got is 5 rockets that are over paid and happy,while 5 millions houstonians think they suck.

You know Im right,just admit it.

Until rudy is gone for a coach is serious instead of emotional,we will never see ming/francis get a ring. Case closed.Period. End of discussion. Your replies should just be simple "i agree" and thats it,since iM right.

Griffin will leave in 2 years,ming is gone in 3. Francis will continue with headaches forever,cuttino doesnt know how to pass(thats why he turns it over when he does try)(and thats why he is a ball hog)

Kenny is playing for a contract,now you know why Kenny does his jab-step jab-step jab-step iso over and over again even though ming and griffin are wide open.

Rudy can stay,as long as cuttino and kenny are packaged for something. Odom is 5 years younger than cuttino,even if he sits out another year,id still rather have him.

Obviously kenny and taylor will not get it done. You can argue this forever,but havent you ever wondered my next statement>

"thats good defense,you cant play better defense than that,it was a lucky shoot by memphis"?

Thats because even if kenny is right up into gasols face,he still is 6 inches shorter so gasol uses and abuses him.

Thats because even if cuttino is right up into persons face,he still is 5 inches shorter than person and so person cans threes right in cuttinos mug.

You know Im right.Im not a troll.Im right.Better listen to me if you ever want a ring.

Adn dont get me started about moochie. Mooch is a cuttino but 4 inches shorter,you know how I feel about cat,so imagine how much i hate mooch

Im starting to blame francis.Not because of play,but because francisis letting his friendship with cat get in the way of any trades of cat for odom.Thats why Ive lost respect for steve even if he scores 50.

Ive lost respect for ming to.Ming said he likes mooch and kenny.Any player thats says they like mooch and kenny has his head up his *** and is dumb as dirt.But he plays good,and smart,yet for some reason he likes the crappy players on this team.
 
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Why are we starting to critique posts from other fan boards?
 
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well, i thought it was a bit funny so i'm sharing it.
 
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I dont understand why so many posters are intent on digging up negative stuff about our team and bringing it into this forum for discussion.

Ya know, we can win the title, Francis can win MVP and Yao can average 30 pts, 15 rebs and 3 blocks and there will STILL be negative comments to be found about our team.

There are enough negative comments posted about our team on this BBS.

How about posting something positive?

There is no conspiracy against our team. Egad!
 
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Some of it was very good! The only thing, I am opposed to EVERY player he suggested that we trade for! I think the selfishness that he points out for Kenny, Cat and Steve is quite accurate and if we could cure this problem alone, we would find that we would be a much better team! His comments about Yao Ming shows that he(the writer)has very little empathy with the English language , showing a lack of understanding of simple words especially the word 'like' !

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please stop posting threads from other boards. We don't care; that is why we are hear at cc.net.

Plus, it is not even your take, nor a journalist...post your own take.
 
cas is offline Old 12-14-2002, 01:40 PM   #7
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mmm you're right. i'll delete this once the edit function works again.
 
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Don't delete it. I think your post served a purpose.

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It's a great take that should be posted. Aside from the "you know I'm right"s, the guy has a really insightful opinion about the Rockets. If any of those trades are really possible, it would be foolish to look the other way.
 
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imo, some of the opinions are flat out incorrect on several counts, but the guy is not here to debate, so we end up debating about some ESPN poster's take, and what parts we agree with and not. This is silly. why is it posted??

cas could have just read it, distilled to his beliefs, and then put it in his own words...why use someone else's words who doesn't even have a author name or a moniker from this BBS.

If I wanted to read trite stuff like that, where someone says Griffin was open on Kenny's post-ups, which never happened, because they were ever in the game together, then I'd go to that bbs and lower my standards.

This is no one's take here, and it is not a news article. Just put it in your own words and post it as your own words.
 
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yep, at first i wanted to admit that his trade proposals were quite sensible, although i've never heard of miami wanting rice and KT.
 
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imo, some of the opinions are flat out incorrect on several counts, but the guy is not here to debate, so we end up debating about some ESPN poster's take, and what parts we agree with and not. This is silly. why is it posted??

cas could have just read it, distilled to his beliefs, and then put it in his own words...why use someone else's words who doesn't even have a author name or a moniker from this BBS.

If I wanted to read trite stuff like that, where someone says Griffin was open on Kenny's post-ups, which never happened, because they were ever in the game together, then I'd go to that bbs and lower my standards.

This is no one's take here, and it is not a news article. Just put it in your own words and post it as your own words.
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imo, some of the opinions are flat out incorrect on several counts, but the guy is not here to debate, so we end up debating about some ESPN poster's take, and what parts we agree with and not. This is silly. why is it posted??

cas could have just read it, distilled to his beliefs, and then put it in his own words...why use someone else's words who doesn't even have a author name or a moniker from this BBS.

If I wanted to read trite stuff like that, where someone says Griffin was open on Kenny's post-ups, which never happened, because they were ever in the game together, then I'd go to that bbs and lower my standards.

This is no one's take here, and it is not a news article. Just put it in your own words and post it as your own words.
i found it in a forum almost no one visits. i wanted to hear comments about those trade proposals, etc. yes i could've put this in my own words as if it's my own take, but it'll probably end up baiting flames instead of getting comments. right?
 
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I am not ready to give up on those players that he mention for trade yet. Some of his points are valid but it doesn't mean that those players would not improve or change their style of play. But if Houston don't make the playoff, then you will see some of those moves will be made. I think Les will be very upset if they don't make the playoff. I expect some change in either the players and coaching personnel or both if Houston is in the lottery for Lebron next year. .
 
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Hey, cas, I am with you man. I just posted a post from the Bulls BBS, which is not friendly to Dynasty in particular, and people
b!tched about it. I think it's fun to transplant others posts here, it makes the forum more colorful and fun. Do you want to read posts like "Yao is awesome, he's the man, MVP of the league", then replies like "yeah, I agree," or "yeah, i am glad to have him" forever? Come on guys, get some diversity here. We are all rockets fans, and isn't it fun to see how others view Yao. If you don't like these posts, DON'T READ THEM! Others will. Plus, after the Mavs games and the Spurs game, someone posted how their fans view Yao after they got yaominated. Because the comments were so intoxicating for us to hear, no one ever complained abou them. Gosh, people, have an open mind.
 
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Hey, cas, I am with you man. I just posted a post from the Bulls BBS, which is not friendly to Dynasty in particular, and people
b!tched about it. I think it's fun to transplant others posts here, it makes the forum more colorful and fun. Do you want to read posts like "Yao is awesome, he's the man, MVP of the league", then replies like "yeah, I agree," or "yeah, i am glad to have him" forever? Come on guys, get some diversity here. We are all rockets fans, and isn't it fun to see how others view Yao. If you don't like these posts, DON'T READ THEM! Others will. Plus, after the Mavs games and the Spurs game, someone posted how their fans view Yao after they got yaominated. Because the comments were so intoxicating for us to hear, no one ever complained abou them. Gosh, people, have an open mind.
If YOU want diversity then thats fine...go to other boards, if WE want diversity WE will go to the other boards. If you can't stand all the 'intoxicating' Yao talk then YOU don't read it. Take your own advice and quit posting this crap.
 
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cas,

I understand. But understand that this cutting and pasting posts by users of other BBS is new around here.

jamalccc,

If you want to make the BBS more colorful, post your takes. Why are 3rd-party takes interesting? We have no idea of their posting history, or as in the case of journalists, their previous articles.

Cutting and pasting anonymous posts does not contribute a discussion, because that person is not here to discuss it, and we don't know anything about them. Think about it, the "what is your take on this unknown dude's take from another BBS" can snowball into drowning out the threads by cc.net users here. Everyone of these started, pushes a cc.net person thread down. If you don't have you own take, don't post unless it is news or an article. That is what everyone else does around here.

I would rather hear what you actually believe. I would rather learn your bball personality, jamalccc. Posting words of users of other BBS's tells us nothing about you, and it clutters up this forum where cc.net users like to post their takes.
 
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I think this guy has talent and know's his shht. Cas, please try and recruit him to the Clutch BBS.
 
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This guy does make some very good points. Though I don't think any of those trades are necessary, and you have to agree Boki is being wasted on the bench.
 

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