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Learning to spell with "Darnell"
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BobFinn* is offline Old 12-06-2002, 04:47 PM   #1
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LEARNING TO SPELL WITH "DARNELL"

Fortify: "I asked this trick down on 6 Mile--How much? She said fortify dollars, honey."

Formaldehyde: "The police came to my door looking for my cousin Melvin, I told them there ain't no place formaldehyde in the house, it be too small."

Disappointment: "My parole officer told me, if I miss disappointment, he's going to send me back to the big house."

Dimension: "A lot of you ladies been calling in wondering what Darnel look like. Well, he's tall, dark, handsome, not dimension hung like a horse."

Derange: "Derange is where the deer and the antelope play."

Decide: "My favorite girls are Wanda and Yolanda, but I like to keep a couple on decide.

Data: "At my basketball game the other night, I score a triple double and my coach said data boy Darnell."

Connoisseur: "I says to my friend Ramone, man you really stink today, what connoisseur did you crawl out of?"

Coatroom: "The judge said, one more outburst like that and I'll have the bailiff clear the coatroom."

Clothesline: "When I came home late again, I found my clothesline on the porch."

Catacomb: "I went to the Douglas/Hollyfield fight and sat next to Don King: man, someone oughta get that catacomb."

Button: "My girlfriend Juanita bought some leopard skin stretch pants. I said girl, you won't get you button 'em."

Beware: "I asked the man at the employment office, is this beware I find me a job?"

Battery: "The coach told my cousin Reggie he better start swinging the battery won't be in the line up tomorrow."

Bagdad: "I always wondered what was in the Bagdad use to drink out of when he was sitting on the front porch."

Assert: "On the way home from work, I always take assert so my old lady don't smell liquor on my breath."

Afford: "I wanted to buy a Cadillac, but then had to settle for afford."

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LOL
 
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Man,

That is some funny stuff........not PC by a long shot, but very funny.

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I heard a really tasteless joke a long time ago...

Why did the black guy wear a suit when he went to get his Viagra prescription filled?

"Because, if I have to be IMPOTENT, I have to look IMPOTENT"

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I can't wait until "Darnell" gets past the first six letters of the alphabet.

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damn, and i get labeled a racist for an innocent post in the Rockets forum!
 

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