LEARNING TO SPELL WITH "DARNELL"
Fortify: "I asked this trick down on 6 Mile--How much? She said fortify dollars, honey."
Formaldehyde: "The police came to my door looking for my cousin Melvin, I told them there ain't no place formaldehyde in the house, it be too small."
Disappointment: "My parole officer told me, if I miss disappointment, he's going to send me back to the big house."
Dimension: "A lot of you ladies been calling in wondering what Darnel look like. Well, he's tall, dark, handsome, not dimension hung like a horse."
Derange: "Derange is where the deer and the antelope play."
Decide: "My favorite girls are Wanda and Yolanda, but I like to keep a couple on decide.
Data: "At my basketball game the other night, I score a triple double and my coach said data boy Darnell."
Connoisseur: "I says to my friend Ramone, man you really stink today, what connoisseur did you crawl out of?"
Coatroom: "The judge said, one more outburst like that and I'll have the bailiff clear the coatroom."
Clothesline: "When I came home late again, I found my clothesline on the porch."
Catacomb: "I went to the Douglas/Hollyfield fight and sat next to Don King: man, someone oughta get that catacomb."
Button: "My girlfriend Juanita bought some leopard skin stretch pants. I said girl, you won't get you button 'em."
Beware: "I asked the man at the employment office, is this beware I find me a job?"
Battery: "The coach told my cousin Reggie he better start swinging the battery won't be in the line up tomorrow."
Bagdad: "I always wondered what was in the Bagdad use to drink out of when he was sitting on the front porch."
Assert: "On the way home from work, I always take assert so my old lady don't smell liquor on my breath."
Afford: "I wanted to buy a Cadillac, but then had to settle for afford."
Great things are not accomplished by those who yield to trends and fads and popular opinion. - Jack Kerouac