It's like there is a big elephant running around the court and the Rockets players are sort of like running along with him instead of climbing on his back and go for a ride. Rockets players: "Hi ya big elephant, we're just going to take it easy on ya. Once u get that big trunk legs going, we're going to jump on your back." Elephant: "Thanks, i need it." Rockets players: "Now head this way big ef, take this bucket and pass it along to someone over there." Elephant: "Alright." (looking happy) Rockets players: "Let us do most of the work while you stare." Elephant: "Right, 30 buckets a day are not normal for a big el like me. I learn that from my mentor" (grin) Rockets players: "Now stand up there, and i'll pass this bucket to ya." Elephant: "Alright." Rockets players: "Take it home, make us proud!" Elephant: "Yes sir." (With that the elephant carry the bucket home so effortlessly). Rockets players: "While home, you can relax and take the rest of the day off. We'll take it easy on ya." Elephant: "i likeee that." (SMILE) Rockets players (5 mins later): "Damm, aren't we all a bunch of tired goofballs? All of sudden none of us can carry a bucket. What is happening?" Elephant (at home): "Zzzzzzz"
.... ..... (holds it in) ..... (holds it in) ... whew. *cough* *cough* ... I completely get it. Yeah, buckets.
looks like I picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue! seriously though... the offense should go through yao and if the rockets don't start getting the ball to Yao earlier with some time on the clock we will be stunted until they learn that...
