Did you get the memo?

[gr8-1]

We're putting coversheets on all the new tps reports.









I love Office Space. Any other significant quotes you guys remember?

[Roc Paint]

"It's not a memo, it's a mission statement."

[rockHEAD]

"PC Load letter!?" WTF does that mean? PC Load letter!?

check here for Office Space quotes

[A-Train]

"LUMBERGH F***ED HER!"

"I'm gonna show her my "O Face"....OH! OH! OH! OH!"

"I can't believe I told those assholes I liked Michael Bolton!"

Of course, nothing beats the "two chicks at the same time" scene with Diedrich Bader and Ron Livingston

[deepellumrocket]

Remember... that next Friday is Hawaiian Shirt Day... So if you want to wear an Hawaiian Shirt that day... you can.

[rockHEAD]

"It's a JUMP TO CONLCUSIONS mat!"

could someone just post the entire script, because by the time this thread is finished, we'll probably have the entire movie quoted, jumbled of course!!

[across110thstreet]

Whaaaaats' happening, Peter?

[red]

"samir nadja-nadja-not gonna work here."

"i told those fudgepackers that i liked micheal bolton's music."

"the nazis had pieces of flare and they made the jews wear them."

"i wouldnt say ive been missing it bob"

[Hey Now!]

riiiiiiiiiiight.....

[Buck Turgidson]

"We're not going to some white collar resort prison. No, no, no! We're going to federal pound me in the @ss prison!"

"Hey Lawrence, you wanna come over?"
"No thanks, dude. I don't need you f~ckin' up my life, too."

Samir: No one is this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Nayee-Nanajar. Nayeenanajar.
Michael: Yeah, well, at least you're name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know, there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael: There WAS nothing wrong with it. Until I was about 12 years old, and that no-talent-@ss-clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Why don't you just go by Mike, instead of Michael?
Michael: No way! Why should I change it? He's the one who sucks.

Peter: He's going to ask me to work on Sunday and I'm going to do it, because I'm a pussy, which is why I work at Initech in the first place.
Michael: Hey, I work at Initech and I don't consider myself a pussy.
Samir: Yes, I am also not a pussy.

[Band Geek Mobster]

"Yeah, well, at least you're name isn't Michael Bolton."

"You know, there's nothing wrong with that name."

"There WAS nothing wrong with it. Until I was about 12 years old, and that no-talent-ass-clown became famous and started winning Grammys."

"Why don't you just go by Mike, instead of Michael?"

"No way! Why should I change it? He's the one who sucks."

Edit: Damn you Buck...

[VesceySux]

"What am I going to do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe?"

"Dude, make sure you wear a rubber."

"Looks like you've been missing quite a bit of work lately."
"I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob..."

"Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays..."

[Azadre]

:D "Sounds to me like someone has a case of the Mondays"

[Vengeance]

Peter: Hey Lawerence, what would you do with a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do man...two chicks at the same time.
Peter: That's what you'd do with a million dollars, two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn right always wanted to do that and with a million dollars, I think I could hook that up cause chicks dig guys with money.
Peter: Well not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind that would double up on guy like me would.

[gr8-1]

"So, Peter, I hear you've been missing alot of work."
"I wouldn't say I've been missing it."





"That guy has management material written all over him."

[rockHEAD]

I have a meeting with the Bobs.

--

(paraphrased, cause I don't know it exactly)
It's like taking a penny from the tray.
You mean the donation to the little kids tray?
No, not that tray, the other one...

--

I always screw up some small, mundane detail.

[Drewdog]

Samir: Why dont you just go by...... Mike?

Michael: Why should I change my name? He's the one that sucks.

[Rocketman95]

C***gobblers!