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Chicken Parm

Discussion in 'Houston Texans' started by Summer Song Giver, Oct 4, 2015.

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  1. Summer Song Giver

    Summer Song Giver Member

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    Let's brighten the mood round here... you know the on field product is incapable.

    So, to the tune of the great chicken parm song, list the reasons not why, but why not.

    Cut the kicker, that's the key.

    Drop an F bomb just for show.

    Switch the Q B out again.

    I know I'm not the most creative, what you got... as fans this is sadly our only recourse.
     
    #1 Summer Song Giver, Oct 4, 2015
  2. Mr. Clutch

    Mr. Clutch Contributing Member

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    Trade six picks for two more busts

    F bomb this and f bomb that

    Rick is hiding in his office

    We're stuck with this for six for months
     
    #2 Mr. Clutch, Oct 4, 2015
  3. Nimo

    Nimo Member

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    Peyton could have been our guy
     
    #3 Nimo, Oct 4, 2015
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  4. DonnyMost

    DonnyMost not wrong
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    looks like we'll go 6 and 10
     
    #4 DonnyMost, Oct 4, 2015
  5. Mr. Clutch

    Mr. Clutch Contributing Member

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    You are very optimistic
     
    #5 Mr. Clutch, Oct 4, 2015
  6. Houstunna

    Houstunna The Most Unbiased Fan
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    Houston sports are cursed as f***
     
    #6 Houstunna, Oct 4, 2015
  7. Nimo

    Nimo Member

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    Good thing we still have the Stros
     
    #7 Nimo, Oct 4, 2015
  8. val_modus

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    Rockets play in a couple days. Franchise with an owner that wants a competetive product on the court deserves the type of fan base that this sad excuse of a franchise has gotten.
     
    #8 val_modus, Oct 4, 2015
  9. Mr. Clutch

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    You messed up the chick parm song
     
    #9 Mr. Clutch, Oct 4, 2015
  10. TheresTheDagger

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    Can't believe it's come to this.
     
    #10 TheresTheDagger, Oct 4, 2015
  11. samtaylor

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    At least we still have JJ Watt
     
    #11 samtaylor, Oct 5, 2015
  12. Apps

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    I sang every post like this.
     
    #12 Apps, Oct 5, 2015
  13. Vivid

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    F you stupid Nationwide...
    I can't stop using this tune...
    Holy crap it's a vicious cycle...
    I'm resigned to my new life...
    At least we all have Rockets ball.
     
    #13 Vivid, Oct 5, 2015
  14. DieHard Rocket

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    All I want is a real QB

    Until then I really don't care
     
    #14 DieHard Rocket, Oct 5, 2015
  15. CCorn

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    Mallet jerseys will be on sale.
     
    #15 CCorn, Oct 5, 2015
  16. CCorn

    CCorn Member

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    The Bobcats draft better than us.
     
    #16 CCorn, Oct 5, 2015
  17. jank1434

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    The Rockets start tomorrow
     
    #17 jank1434, Oct 5, 2015
  18. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    Now I know how LA feels


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    #18 REEKO_HTOWN, Oct 5, 2015
  19. MadMax

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    Time to think about the draft

    Which D lineman will we pick?
     
    #19 MadMax, Oct 5, 2015
  20. LonghornFan

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    Another coach "It's all on me."
     
    #20 LonghornFan, Oct 5, 2015
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