Jon Barry with that deep deep reverse commentator jinx. How else could a sane person condemn our hacking while praising the clippers hacking?
I was telling my wife this right after Q1. He was raving from start to finish about the clippers. Then goes on a rant about the rockets Now he is sad. Aw. Idiot.
Whenever the Clippers do, literally, anything: "[Strange giggle]The Clippers are rolling right now! Absolutely AMAZING! [Insert compliments] x 1000" Whenever the Rockets do something amazing: "Wow."
Why do all the color commentators hate us? Chris webber gives us some cred sometimes, but other than he and JVG, everyone seems to hate us! Whatever, glad we left him at a loss for words.
Jon Barry sucks. But if he gives the Rockets the karma to win important games, I'd listened to Jon Barry commentate every Rockets game from now on.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/Barryathree">@Barryathree</a> Tell your brother to shove that <a href="https://twitter.com/HoustonRockets">@HoustonRockets</a> win up his ass!!!!!!</p>— Tom O'Brien Jr. (@TommyOGolf) <a href="https://twitter.com/TommyOGolf/status/599083269955588098">May 15, 2015</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Why? You gotta stop complaining to your grocer about your barber...what an amazing turn of events. <a href="https://t.co/du26F1NvFy">https://t.co/du26F1NvFy</a></p>— Brent Barry (@Barryathree) <a href="https://twitter.com/Barryathree/status/599086053375418368">May 15, 2015</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
He chitted on us all game. He rode Blake's nutsack so hard he could be pregnant with his child in a few months. It was borderline disgusting