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Sex.com was going to offer Harden 5 million to shave beard on cam?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Joe-House, Apr 19, 2014.

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    #1 Joe-House, Apr 19, 2014
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    Shaving fetish?
     
    #2 Rox11, Apr 19, 2014
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    sex.com??

    Which of his two beards are we talking about?
     
    #3 heypartner, Apr 19, 2014
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    damn. Wish I bought all these domain names early. sex.com is so basic and simple, it could have been the p*rn overlord of the internetz.
     
    #4 LosPollosHermanos, Apr 19, 2014
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    EstiBot has the value of domain at 7 million
     
    #5 Joe-House, Apr 19, 2014
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    Why can't you have sex with the beard on....why shave it?
     
    #6 Yao4REAL, Apr 19, 2014
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    lolz...
     
    #7 aurocketfan, Apr 19, 2014
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    I always wonder what his true level of performance could be without the beard. It's obviously clogging the pores and creating more overheating than the usual body would have.
     
    #8 makio9, Apr 19, 2014
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    The special aerodynamics the beard creates explains why he's so slow on defense, and why he's so unpredictable/unguardable on offense.
     
    #9 rayfantastic, Apr 19, 2014
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    The secret to the and 1's in in the beard. Refs see the thing pop up so they believe his head got hit ultimately calling a foul on a flop.

    I ain't complainin. We winning
     
    #10 BigShotBob, Apr 19, 2014
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    First I have heard about this sex.com
     
    #11 MarioElie17, Apr 20, 2014
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