So I'm making a delivery. The girl signs for the food and shows me to the kitchen and starts prepping the table for the food. Another dude comes in and instantly stares at her butt because she's bending somewhat to clear the stuff from the table (I had already done a polite eye-by that lasted maybe a half second). Dude's got like 4 or 5 seconds laser focus on her rear end when he suddenly notices that I'm looking at him. He tilts his head towards the girl, and I instinctively turn my head towards her right before she turns around and stares at me with a really pissed look on her face. I glance back at the dude but he's walking towards the fridge like nothing happened. zero dollar tip. sigh. I shoulda just ratted him out.
Dude that's easy. Just say "nice table", and start a convo. Ask her where she got it, if there's a story behind it. You'll shed that creepy-stalker dude image instantly.
Not even close to the awkwardness of your "colon exam" story. Now if you had farted when she turned to look at you...
That colonoscopy made me hate myself for a few days. 100 times worse than awkward.. at least I didn't know the girl this time lol
Most likely we will be going to texas in the summer. Dallas unfortunately will be a tour stop as well
You're talking to the guy who didn't know girls had 2 holes.....do you really think he can TALK his way out of an awkward conversation??
Her face was a 9. Extremely pretty imo. not much of a posterior. The guy who was lasering her rear end was white so maybe he found that attractive.
