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Photoshop-Lin's story Chapter I: Secret of shooting
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zigzag is offline Old 12-17-2012, 07:20 PM   #1
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This work is translated from a post in Hupu.com with chinese
I think it's so funny that i decided to move it here to share with you guys.
Sorry for my poor English and i have already got the permission from its owner.

















pics limited... followed by reply post
 
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zigzag is offline Old 12-17-2012, 07:22 PM   #2
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What in the world did I just read
 
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lol this was fantastic

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Is this supposed to be "guess the missing pictures?" Because 1/4 of those images aren't showing.

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"I shot (free throws) like I was Mark Price. I had a slower song tonight in my head. Last night I had a fast song and I was going too fast. Tonight I had a couple slow jams playing in my head and I did pretty good so I'm going to keep it up. ... The playlist was some Tank, some Tyrese and some Usher and some Beyonce. And on the Beyonce's I hit all net so I might have to keep singing Beyonce."
- Dwight Howard on his excellent free throw shooting technique
 
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Its even better because I read it in Morgan Freemans voice.

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lol this was fantastic
I'm lack the confidence to make those shoot.
 
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must've read this before the game vs the knicks tonight!
 
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What.

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what the hell did you roll in that zig zag?

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Lol at Kobe eating chicken wings...

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Worth posting. Repped.
 
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Hallarious.
 
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Good try, the Kobe part is dead on! The rest needs work. Are this misspellings on purpose?
 
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Wait, this is wired.
 
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LOL REPPED
 
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Good try, the Kobe part is dead on! The rest needs work. Are this misspellings on purpose?
I was learning Germany and my English is gone...sorry for that bro
 
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LOL


the english was butchered But i got the jokes.
Nice.

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Lol

thats funny...the bad english is just the icing on The cake
 

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