Good luck joing the Big 3....I was booted this year for failing to wear a Rockets related shirt to a game recently. I had driven directly from work, and forgot to bring a shirt from home. I work in tax so, due to 12+ hour work days for the last couple of months, I've been a little out of it, but that wasn't good enough.
1) Don't miss a game (big no-no)
2) ALWAYS represent
3) Always be in line before the doors open
4) No distractions...this means using your phone, talking to neighbors, going to the bathroom during the game (you better just hold it!), etc.
5) Oh, and finish 2 Double Dare dogs, back to back
Edit: How could I forget....don't ever think about leaving early, I don't care if we're down 50 with 2 minutes to go.
Piece of cake.
I work...I drink...I pay taxes...they take my taxes...they drink...they give my taxes to others that do not work...they drink...they are happy and we are all equal...