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RV6 is offline Old 11-06-2012, 03:05 PM   #1
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Credit to these guys? (Haven't found the last one):

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The Rockets marketing department just called to ask for some help from the ClutchFans community.

"Fear The Beard" is a trademarked phrase (by Brian Wilson of the Giants), so it can't be used by Harden or the Rockets in any official way. The team definitely wants to use "BEARD" in a promotional way, so they'd love to hear ideas from the diehard fans here.

So this is your chance to coin it -- if you have any "BEARDSANITY" type slogans, fire away.

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Houston, We have a beard!

May the beard be with you!

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My feeling is L̶i̶n̶ Motiejunas needs another year, but team direction has shifted and shifted hard. It goes without saying this is going to be a very important year for J̶e̶r̶e̶m̶y̶ ̶L̶i̶n̶ Donatas Motiejunas.

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I always liked.....Bearding something special, next to a pic of J. harden

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Morey was also answering questions on twitter for this interested. They were pretty funny. Bill Simmons tweeted him & he responded.

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Get Your Beard On!!! It's sig worthy at least.

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Morey tweet or Rockets intern tweet? "peak" vs "peek" - lulz?

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The first billboard: "Beauty and the Beard"
 
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Morey tweet or Rockets intern tweet? "peak" vs "peek" - lulz!
My mistake, I was reading Morey's recent tweets and saw this mixed in. I didn't notice it came from the Rockets' twitter.


Mods please edit the title!

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The first billboard: "Beauty and the Beard"
Haha Parsons and Harden?!
 
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So what do these guys win?

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Hey, I came up with the billboard that says The Beard has landed! I bet they put it on 59 across from minute maid park like I said. Cool stuff
 
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Houston, we have a beard is horrible. It makes me angry that a marketing department for a professional sports team would use something so lame. If I took that to one of my creative directors then they would punch me in the face and laugh at me for being an idiot. Even cheer the beard or something along those lines is better than that.
 
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Lin-troducing the Beard...

Going All Lin with the Beard...
 
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only lin has a neck...

or is harden's covered by his beard??
 
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only lin has a neck...

or is harden's covered by his beard??
yeah that's weird. looks it was cut and pasted in paint.
 
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Are u kidding me?? This is cheesy and Beard-sanity is just wrong. Fail
 
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LOL @ the beardsanity billboard....
 
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Oh boy, this is going to be epic/ photoshop time!!!!!
 
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Houston, we have a beard is horrible. It makes me angry that a marketing department for a professional sports team would use something so lame. If I took that to one of my creative directors then they would punch me in the face and laugh at me for being an idiot. Even cheer the beard or something along those lines is better than that.
Yes it's very cliche and over used but it's so easy to relate to not use. Being we live in Houston and you are addressing the Houston fan base. Also the connection of the Rockets nickname to the origin of the quote. (NASA)
 
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Houston, we have a beard is horrible. It makes me angry that a marketing department for a professional sports team would use something so lame. If I took that to one of my creative directors then they would punch me in the face and laugh at me for being an idiot. Even cheer the beard or something along those lines is better than that.
Sports franchise marketing departments rely on the familiar to get their point across quickly. They are rarely on the cutting edge.

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