btw: the title sounds like you and your friend are eight years old, and his parents just got him a nanny.
he can't. she bends over at viewing angles suggesting some boogeydown in front of me. kids flying around yet conceptual bodily fluids float through the air. i know when damage is wanted, i've been around. sheesh, i'm so ****ed.
Daaaamn. **** just got real. You could also share the wealth, you know. I could use a 20-something German nanny.
how you going to smash some 20 year old without the wifey finding out? You pretty much need to buy silence and rules.
naw, my favorite place to bang is outdoors in a semi-secluded place. i could just take her into the park and plant a tree.