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Swinging - aka seeing your wife get plowed - Your thoughts?
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apparently on friday night at this one place in houston called cave you can go solo.

'umm I'm just here for the gangbang'
Seems like if it's a place that you can just show up solo to you'll end up having nothing but dudes there.

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I will never understand the swinger mentality.

please help me understand by emailing me your friend's wife pics through the board.

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Seems like if it's a place that you can just show up solo to you'll end up having nothing but dudes there.
That was what I was thinking.

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your friend has syphilis and/or chlymidia
 
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Well damn....

We have neighbors that we swear have Swingers parties. There are always weird gatherings with costumes and what not.

I don't understand the mindset of the community though. It seems like people that are unhappy with their significant other and instead of making an effort to spice things up, they allow strangers to beat the brakes off some cakes.

Seems like an easy way to spread STDs....

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That was what I was thinking.
that's what everyone thinks and maybe you get there and its a bunch of fine ass housewives with you and one other dude forced to bang the whole slew of hoes.

I think it's worth the waste of a friday night and I would probably check it out if I was single. I am not saying you should ..Im just saying I might if I could.

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that's what everyone thinks and maybe you get there and its a bunch of fine ass housewives with you and one other dude forced to bang the whole slew of hoes.

I think it's worth the waste of a friday night and I would probably check it out if I was single. I am not saying you should ..Im just saying I might if I could.

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Seems like it would be more fun with a couple you know.

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Instead of swinging, why not just have multiple GFs... or move to Utah and have multiple wives?

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Instead of swinging, why not just have multiple GFs... or move to Utah and have multiple wives?
Or just don't be in a committed relationship and bang whoever you want (that is willing to bang you, of course).

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If you had to pick between the two, would you rather:

A) Be a swinger with your wife?
B) Have your wife cheat on you?
 
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Instead of swinging, why not just have multiple GFs... or move to Utah and have multiple wives?
it doesn't afford the opportunity for gay guys in denial to touch tips.
 
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Seems like it would be more fun with a couple you know.
That might make it pretty awkward later though.

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Not interested. Don't care if other people do it but don't expect me to stick around. I'll catch up with ya later.

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Swinging? Where?!


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That might make it pretty awkward later though.
No question about it having potential for ending some friendships. Definitely not for everyone. Regardless of what someone might say, delving into that kind of physical relationship might become more than physical quick.

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it doesn't afford the opportunity for gay guys in denial to touch tips.
Yeah I asked my friend about this and he said that the deviance roots in a lesbian experience as well. So basically it's 2 twosomes, and lots of 3 some action where its one guy and two girls. So you try to not get too close to the other guys business.

My friend also likes the build up back and forth..the flirt and the dirty talk with the chicks sending him pics of their vaginas that he forwards me. It's all rising action. A high if you will.

He has told me about the 3 times he did it, and they all seem to play out the same:

The other girl takes off top.. she dances, starts kissing your girl. Your girl sheepishly takes off her top. They are making out, and you are watching it. You don't really notice the dude.

So they are kissing and getting naked and she is eating your girl out, and they are going back and forth. At some point or another the other chick pulls out her husbands wang,and she starts to go at it right there. Your wife is puzzled and doesnt know what to do so she pulls out your wang and starts going for it.

At some point or another an exchange is made, and you are getting a bj from his girl. at that point you either bang your chick or you bang his chick.

Usually one of the guys leaves and either goes and takes a smoke break or starts watching and videoing etc. So its really a threesome either your wife and his, or him and your wife and his wife.

So 2 and 2 ,or 3- being 2 girls and one guy. This prevents sword crossing and for the most part you don't even see the other dude. still though he claims it was pleasure to see his wife getting plowed.. I told him it was just the visual of two people having sex.

She would have to be really hot and then thats just me being selfish cause can't lie seeing 2 girls on me is up there on my list of things I appreciate. the reality is there are so many gross people that ultimately you are letting your standards down by not banging quality and getting a bj from an okay girl ..and seeing your wife get plowed is sort of a diminishing returns proposition.

Now adding an extra female to the mix might be something but that's hard to find apparently. My buddy has spent probably hundreds of man hours on craigslist and backpages and so far hasnt come up with any of note. So he's content to bang medium to subpar AND have his wife do it as well. I just don't think that's a really good deal for anyone. Sort of like traveling to antartica.. whats the point? doesn't sound too fun. Just funny for a bbs.

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So, your "friend."

Also, plenty of y'all could have seen another dude (the thadeus) plowing your wife if you had binoculars and a bit more suspicion about "girls night out."

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if you had binoculars
good one.. you mean microscope. just joking ..yeah you make me laugh.. yes I am 'friends' with your mom.

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