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hotballa is offline Old 04-21-2012, 09:11 AM   #81
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DISCLAIMER: Of course I come with a disclaimer! I must warn you, aside from my hopeless romantic side I also have a very kinky/naughty side. I very much enjoy sex (especially when it's with someone I love) and I consider myself very adventurous and kinky in the bedroom (it is a form of affection after all). I feel that an amazing sex life is part of the foundation for a lasting relationship. I ALSO HAVE A HUGE FETISH FOR DOUBLE PENETRATION OR 'DP' for short. Part of DP obviously includes anal sex, as well as involving another guy. I've found some womans are REALLY into it, while other womans aren't. If you aren't into every aspect of DP, or you're prude, boring, or vanilla in the bedroom, I promise I am not the guy for you. I realize this is very blunt and forward of me to put out there, and probably even makes me come across as an ass, but honestly, I am simply tired of getting stuck in relationships with really boring sex, that's all. I want someone who has the same 'fetish' as me.
upon further review, the guy never actually states who is the one getting DPed, him or the girl. Could he be even more kinkier than we thought?

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In to this thread late, but read most of it.

I think the "gay" theory has a high degree of possibility, however,
I think tiny penis has greater possibility, and the only reason that hasn't been mentioned is out of politeness on this bbs...like calling someone fat....whereas calling someone gay gets you reps.

review of the facts:
  1. The entire post is jaded towards women. It could be a gay guy's last attempt to ignore his position, or it could be a small dick guy who can get women but has just realized none of them come back for seconds, so he is scorned.
  2. Dude got a first date to come to his house with a sleep-over bag. Got to admit that is pretty impressive. But, sounds like it didn't happen again. He says, "I'm tired of all girls who...lalala" Translation: Another one and done date.
  3. Works out incessantly to build big muscles. Only gays (because it is a pickup spot) and small dick guys do that...notice how many Asians in America are buff ... paulsfc, anyone?
  4. DP with a small dick is probably the only way you can get her to moan. So, the dude doesn't really have a fetish for DP, he just wants to be like you and me and hear her moan.
  5. DP with a big dick is generally only achievable by professional women who are getting paid. Trust me; I know this one.
  6. No guy friends. Hard to understand why a gay guy would make that rule in a craigslist post. Maybe because he wants to avoid temptation at all costs, but then why the DP, or,
  7. No guy friends. Translation: he doesn't want to get embarrassed by comparisons, and the DP fetish is a necessity
  8. Explaining how you are a great cuddler?? for real. Only small dick guys do that.
  9. Holding hands in the car? Again, some master plan by a small dick guy to win over a woman.

did I miss anything?
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In to this thread late, but read most of it.

I think the "gay" theory has a high degree of possibility, however,
I think tiny penis has greater possibility, and the only reason that hasn't been mentioned is out of politeness on this bbs...like calling someone fat....whereas calling someone gay gets you reps.

review of the facts:
  1. The entire post is jaded towards women. It could be a gay guy's last attempt to ignore his position, or it could be a small dick guy who can get women but has just realized none of them come back for seconds, so he is scorned.
  2. Dude got a first date to come to his house with a sleep-over bag. Got to admit that is pretty impressive. But, sounds like it didn't happen again. He says, "I'm tired of all girls who...lalala" Translation: Another one and done date.
  3. Works out incessantly to build big muscles. Only gays (because it is a pickup spot) and small dick guys do that...notice how many Asians in America are buff ... paulsfc, anyone?
  4. DP with a small dick is probably the only way you can get her to moan. So, the dude doesn't really have a fetish for DP, he just wants to be like you and me and hear her moan.
  5. DP with a big dick is generally only achievable by professional women who are getting paid. Trust me; I know this one.
  6. No guy friends. Hard to understand why a gay guy would make that rule in a craigslist post. Maybe because he wants to avoid temptation at all costs, but then why the DP, or,
  7. No guy friends. Translation: he doesn't want to get embarrassed by comparisons, and the DP fetish is a necessity
  8. Explaining how you are a great cuddler?? for real. Only small dick guys do that.
  9. Holding hands in the car? Again, some master plan by a small dick guy to win over a woman.

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In to this thread late, but read most of it.

I think the "gay" theory has a high degree of possibility, however,
I think tiny penis has greater possibility, and the only reason that hasn't been mentioned is out of politeness on this bbs...like calling someone fat....whereas calling someone gay gets you reps.

review of the facts:
  1. The entire post is jaded towards women. It could be a gay guy's last attempt to ignore his position, or it could be a small dick guy who can get women but has just realized none of them come back for seconds, so he is scorned.
  2. Dude got a first date to come to his house with a sleep-over bag. Got to admit that is pretty impressive. But, sounds like it didn't happen again. He says, "I'm tired of all girls who...lalala" Translation: Another one and done date.
  3. Works out incessantly to build big muscles. Only gays (because it is a pickup spot) and small dick guys do that...notice how many Asians in America are buff ... paulsfc, anyone?
  4. DP with a small dick is probably the only way you can get her to moan. So, the dude doesn't really have a fetish for DP, he just wants to be like you and me and hear her moan.
  5. DP with a big dick is generally only achievable by professional women who are getting paid. Trust me; I know this one.
  6. No guy friends. Hard to understand why a gay guy would make that rule in a craigslist post. Maybe because he wants to avoid temptation at all costs, but then why the DP, or,
  7. No guy friends. Translation: he doesn't want to get embarrassed by comparisons, and the DP fetish is a necessity
  8. Explaining how you are a great cuddler?? for real. Only small dick guys do that.
  9. Holding hands in the car? Again, some master plan by a small dick guy to win over a woman.

did I miss anything?
Well If he does has a small peepee he better lick some good p**** to make up for it.

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DP with a big dick is generally only achievable by professional women who are getting paid. Trust me; I know this one.
Too much information.

Please tell us less about your big dick DP experience.

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Well, I guess he found Ms. Right.


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have you ever been penetrated in two orifices at the same time?

...while sober?

didn't think so.
I infer you have, while drunk.

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I infer you have, while drunk.
And, thread ostensibly about internet creepy guy incapable of empathizing with/interacting with women quickly devolves into actual creepy guy, incapable of empathizing with/interacting with women.

Congrats, basso. Congrats.
 
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And, thread ostensibly about internet creepy guy incapable of empathizing with/interacting with women quickly devolves into actual creepy guy, incapable of empathizing with/interacting with women.

Congrats, basso. Congrats.
Don't be aghast.

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...Part of DP obviously includes anal sex, as well as involving another guy...

Going back to the original, I really like how this gentleman is able to bury the lede, even in his own personal.
 
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Glad to know this thread reached 5 pages only because women responded
 
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...Part of DP obviously includes anal sex, as well as involving another guy...

Going back to the original, I really like how this gentleman is able to bury the lede, even in his own personal.
To be fair, there is the 2-in-1 variety of DP.

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OK, let's see here:

1) wants her to live to serve him and have no outside job and little social life,
2) not going to have kids, so it's not like she's staying home for that. what is her "job" going to be then?...
3) submits to kinky sex acts (involving people who are not her friends :D )

Looks like he is advertising for a prostitute, only for a long-term contract and without paying anywhere near full price. How cheap can you get...

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