Weird Jewish guy kept staring at me shoot around

Anyways, I went to the rec early and it was completely empty, except these freshman chingchings(no racist)(I'm Asian) we're shooting around.

After they left, this Jewish guy(age=around 42)(Santa Claus like beard) came.

I have seen this guy before and he always watches people play basketball... like once I was standing there waiting for a full court game, and he just randomly came up to me and started commentating on the game.

Anyways, so those 2 scrubs left the court and it was just me and that Jewish guy sitting on the bench watching me.

I felt like I was in one of those scary movies but nonetheless I continued shooting around.

I tried putting on a little exhibition for the guy by doing some of my moves, fade aways, long range skills, and ability to finish at the rim. (he was sitting on the bench the whole time)

Then he randomly came up, rebounded the ball and shot a close bank shot.

Then stared at me as he missed.

I got the ball and put on a shooting performance, making most of my shots.

He kept staring at me cause he had to respect and give me the ball.

Then I told him I had to go, and he said "Thank you." Such a weird day..

 

Lol my dad and I were just having bro bonding time in the hot tub and he decided that going skinny would be more natural. I just noticed it and remarked, brah, nothing terrible, seriously. If a father and son can't look at each other's schlongs without a tenderness and affection, then I don't know. Hopefully my son has the same vein patterns as me and my dad on his cockadoodle

 

Brah, think about it. That very schlong gave brought you into and you share the same blood-river of life as he does. That's pretty special, like having the same birthmark as your dad on the exact area of your face or something.