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CCorn is offline Old 12-04-2011, 07:09 PM   #21
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All y'all wish you were from Illinois. Best corn in the world.

It is.
I currently live in Illinois.. I doubt anyone wishes they were from there...
 
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You are from Illinois.

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All y'all wish you were from Illinois. Best corn in the world.

It is.
Well, being someone who is obsessed with the Smashing Pumpkins, I hope to visit Chicago someday. Aside from the Metro and them.. Not much else I care for.

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All y'all wish you were from Illinois. Best corn in the world.

It is.
Nebraskans fall in a faint.

Also, just 'cuz you said that, I call NO TEXAN.

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Being a Texan is really nothing to be proud of, brah.
 
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is there anyone in the Bush family who was actually FROM the State of Texas?
 
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is there anyone in the Bush family who was actually FROM the State of Texas?
The 4 youngest of George H.W. Bush's children were all born in Texas. Jeb went to UT and Neil still resides here.

Both of W's daughters were born in Dallas.

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^^^^

but Daddy, granddaddy Prescott, and Dubya are all Old Money White Shoes from New England...


signed,
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Being a Texan is really nothing to be proud of, brah.


That's why the state of Texas is one of the most noticeable symbols in the world. That's why Texans call themselves Texans not Americans..... I never see people getting a tattoo of the state of Illinois.

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have you checked people in the state of Illinois?
 
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have you checked people in the state of Illinois?
Well he had good reason... He was all state .

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I came to Houston when I was 18 mos. I'm 38 now. I consider myself a Texan through and through but of course I'm not native born.
 
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This German girl wants me to prove my Texas heritage....
you've lost your game hp.

This wasn't meant to be a rallying call to your bbs nerds. It was a come on. A challenge. She was hoping for something more adventurous then a bbs thread and a bunch of wiki links .
 
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have you checked people in the state of Illinois?

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Do other states have mums? I remember my cousins didn't know what they were and they were from Florida and California.

Other questions do you use ya'll in conversation?

Can you name 5 bands of the top of your head from Texas?

Can you name 5 people at the Alamo?

Have you ever floated either the Comal or Guadolupe?

Have you ever sadly drank a pack of Lone Star?

Do you prefer DP or Coke (though sadly over the years I've become a Coke fan )

Have you ever been to a rodeo?

Have you ever done the nasty with a cowboy hat on, or in the bed of a truck?

Have you ever owned a truck?

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Other questions do you use ya'll in conversation?

yes, use it all the time, but without the stupid apostrophe, I pronounce it yall

Can you name 5 bands of the top of your head from Texas?

of course

Can you name 5 people at the Alamo?

of course

Have you ever floated either the Comal or Guadolupe?

literally tons of times

Have you ever sadly drank a pack of Lone Star?

nope, I dont really like beer that much to begin with, if IM gonna drink cheap beer it will be Busch

Do you prefer DP or Coke (though sadly over the years I've become a Coke fan )

Always been a DP fan, but these days I drink Dew mainly

Have you ever been to a rodeo?

Duh, and not just the big Houston one

Have you ever done the nasty with a cowboy hat on, or in the bed of a truck?

no and yes

Have you ever owned a truck?

Dont own it, but I do drive a company truck





HP, sadly bro, best you can score is an honorary Texan title for your longtime and voracious support of the Rockets.

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Being a Texan is really nothing to be proud of, brah.
This "good natured ribbing" brought to you by West Coast Troll Industries..... brah.

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