Does anybody have any current news on Mack? What the hell are we doing? We can't hit a shot in the 4th quarter, maybe he can give us a boost.
Is he trade bait?
Does he not want to play for us?
Or are we just high?
In the tune of the Star Spangled Banner:
Whose veterans and bright news stars, thro' the perilous playoffs,
O'er the compaq center we watch'd, were so gallantly playing?
And the ROCKETS' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof thro' the night that our team was still there.
- Long Live The Universe's Greatest Basketball Team!! -