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[VIDEO] Japanese kissing machine

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by liljojo, May 2, 2011.

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  1. liljojo

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    <iframe width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/PspagsTFvlg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    Japanese people never cease to amaze me.
     
    #1 liljojo, May 2, 2011
  2. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS
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    Like makin' out with a Jack In The Box milkshake?
     
    #2 boomboom, May 2, 2011
  3. ClutchCityReturns

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    [​IMG]
     
    #3 ClutchCityReturns, May 2, 2011
  4. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Hey nerd....just go out and meet a chick. It's not that hard.
     
    #4 Xerobull, May 2, 2011
  5. rocketsjudoka

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    The technology for this doesn't seem that difficult as its basically like using a videogame control to record body movements and provide tactile feedback. I think the real break through will be to create lifelike artificial tongues, lips and mouth. I have to admit that once I saw the video I thought that once they do that they will be able to develop other artificial body parts that will take things like online dating and p*rn to a whole other level.
     
    #5 rocketsjudoka, May 2, 2011
  6. rocketsjudoka

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    This might be mostly about nerdiness but if this works it will probably make them a fortune.
     
    #6 rocketsjudoka, May 2, 2011
  7. KingLeoric

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    Check out their sperm pump

    <object width="640" height="390"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WPur2jE-gZ4?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WPur2jE-gZ4?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="640" height="390" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>
     
    #7 KingLeoric, May 2, 2011
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    With this and a FleshLight, who needs women??
     
    #8 Fyreball, May 2, 2011
  9. RoxSqaud

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    Who's gonna mop?
     
    #9 RoxSqaud, May 2, 2011
    2 people like this.
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    I wonder if he's ever gotten laid.. Haha
     
    #10 krnxsnoopy, May 2, 2011
  11. kaleidosky

    kaleidosky Your Tweety Bird dance just cost us a run

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    my assumption was that it might be meant for people who are together but out of town or something.. not just for dorks who need it cause they don't have anything else
     
    #11 kaleidosky, May 2, 2011
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    the thadeus is a Texan kissing machine.
     
    #12 thadeus, May 2, 2011
  13. Shrimz

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    So you are basically making out with a tube
     
    #13 Shrimz, May 2, 2011
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    That's what she said?
     
    #14 tmoney1101, May 2, 2011
  15. rocketsjudoka

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    Its weirder than that. In the video the inventor was saying you could use it to record kisses and that they could then record celebrity kisses so people could experience what it was like to kiss a celebrity.
     
    #15 rocketsjudoka, May 2, 2011
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    chatroulette v2.0
     
    #16 worzel gummidge, May 2, 2011
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    Guess they have to take a break from making love to their anime print pillows.

    Perfecting their sex bot...

    [​IMG]
     
    #17 Uprising, May 2, 2011
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    <iframe width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZTLx3T5Ppp0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #18 Commodore, May 2, 2011
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    I love the Japs. I have so much respect and admiration for their culture. They have overcome so much to be the great nation they are today.
     
    #19 Mr. Brightside, May 2, 2011
  20. rocketsjudoka

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    How about this twist on the Turing Test. Machines are truly sexy when we cannot tell the difference between having sex with them and a human. ;)
     
    #20 rocketsjudoka, May 3, 2011
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