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Steven Segal rolls in a tank to stop people from fighting with their cocks

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  1. SuperBeeKay

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    http://www.kpho.com/news/27272012/detail.html

    PHOENIX -- Sheriff Joe Arpaio rolled out the tanks to take down a man suspected of cockfighting.

    West Valley residents in the neighborhood are crying foul after armored vehicles, including a tank, rolled into their neighborhood to make the bust.

    * VIDEO: Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank

    Neighbor Debra Ross was so worried she called 911 and went outside where a nearby home had its windows blown out, was crawling with dozens of SWAT members in full gear, armored vehicles and a bomb robot.

    “When the tank came in and pushed the wall over and you see what's in there, and all it is, is a bunch of chickens,” Ross said.

    In a massive show of force on Monday, the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office executed a search warrant and arrested the homeowner, Jesus Llovera, on charges of suspected cockfighting.

    Llovera was alone in the house at the time of the arrest, and he was unarmed.

    “I think taxpayers should be shocked,” said Robert Campus, Llovera’s attorney. Campus said he believes the operation costs tens of thousands of dollars.

    Deputies had no probable cause to believe Llovera was armed or dangerous, according to Campus.

    Campus said he believes the entire scene was basically a stage, to help actor Steven Seagal’s TV show, “Lawman.”

    Seagal was riding in the tank.

    The Sheriff’s Department has entered into a contract with Seagal and part of that contract gives Seagal carte blanche to go along with the sheriff as he arrests people.

    Thousands of dollars in damages were made to the property and 115 birds were euthanized on the spot.

    Llovera was convicted of a misdemeanor last year of attending a cockfight and has no history of owning weapons.

    Yet the sheriff’s office said they had reasons to believe Llovera might be armed.

    “We're going to err on the side of caution. We're going to make sure that we have the appropriate amount of force in case we do run into anything like that,” said Sgt. Jesse Spurgin.
     
  2. tellitlikeitis

    tellitlikeitis Canceled
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    Just another day in Maricopa County...
     
  3. SwoLy-D

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    Don't let the beams cross? :confused:
     
  4. rockets934life

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  5. KingCheetah

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    They should have just brought in Silva and had him knock down the wall with the front kick Seagal taught him.
     
  6. DonkeyMagic

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    he's obviously out for justice.
     
  7. Nero

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    I hear those chickens are Hard to Kill..
     
  8. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    So was there actual footage of Segal handling the ****? If so, did he have a preference of white, black or brown...or mixed?
     
  9. DonkeyMagic

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    apparently the entire operation was under seige.
     
  10. ChievousFTFace

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    I wonder who made the Executive Decision on this one...
     
  11. Agent94

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    So in order to prevent cockfighting they busted down this guys house and killed all the birds. That makes sense. :rolleyes:
     
  12. Honey Bear

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    I heard that's no moon, it's Steven Seagal.
     
  13. Qball

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    Excessive force was used cause Stevie thought the suspect was Marked for Death.
     
  14. pradaxpimp

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    What a pus.

    You wouldn't see Van Damme in a tank.
     
  15. heypartner

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    I suppose it is hard to contain 115 cocks in the wild. The Kardashians probably could have done this a lot easier.
     
  16. Honey Bear

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    Depends on how athletic those cocks were...
     
  17. rocketsjudoka

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    They only used the tank to show Senor Llovera he wasn't Above the Law.
     
  18. worzel gummidge

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    hmm...
     
  19. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    Nah, it was because the property was On Deadly Ground.
     
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    In other news, Kareem Jackson fell down...
     

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