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percicles is offline Old 02-23-2011, 02:13 PM   #1
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My college roommate ate my Peanut Butter Patties once.... once!

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Hersha Howard busted for beating up roommate Jasmin Wanke over Thin Mints Girl Scout cookies

BY MICHAEL SHERIDAN
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

Tuesday, February 22nd 2011, 3:47 PM

A Florida woman allegedly went ballistic on her roommate because she believed the woman had gobbled her Girl Scout cookies.

Hersha Howard was arrested Sunday after a battle royale that ravaged the entire apartment, according to police.

The 31-year-old Naples resident allegedly first attacked Jasmin Wanke around 1 a.m. while she was sleeping – launching an angry rant about missing Thin Mints, Wanke told authorities.

The chocolate-coated mint wafers are one of the most popular of the Girl Scout varieties, and are only available once a year.

The two argued about the cookies, then Wanke claims Howard – who according to the police report weighs 400 pounds – jumped on her and hit her in the face. They fought until Wanke's husband pulled them apart.

Howard then allegedly chased after Wanke with a pair of scissors, police were told. Howard ditched the cutting implements, however, and instead picked up a board and whacked Wanke.

The fight moved into the kitchen, where Howard allegedly hurled her heft at Wanke again. As they fought, Howard bit Wanke's breast and struck her several times.

Wanke's husband once against separated the pair, and kept Howard restrained until cops arrived, police said.

Howard was charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon.

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When I read "unload" in the title, for some reason I pictured the 400 pounder taking a dump on someone sleeping. Now you can picture that in your head too. Enjoy.
 
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girl gots to eat....

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1.) Thin Mints are Delicious.

2.) Girl Scout cookies cost $3.50 a box.

I would have gone ape **** too. The husband ate 'em, no doubt.
 
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When I read "unload" in the title, for some reason I was hoping the 400 pounder took a dump on someone sleeping. Now you can picture that in your head too. Enjoy.
fixed.

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My college roommate ate my Peanut Butter Patties once.... once!
That's what I'm talking about percicles! You might not even get a warning if I'm midnight snakin' and there are some Nabisco treats where my Caramel Delights should be.
 
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I wonder what she does if her roommate is stealing treadmill time away from her.

What is a treadmill?

Exactly.
 
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That husband is sitting somewhere right now munching on some thin mints, silently chuckling to himself.
 
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Oddly, THIN mints are involved.
 
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Two immediate thoughts:

1) When keepin' it real goes wrong...
2) Hersha? Really? A 400 lb woman's name is vaguely similar to Hershey? Priceless.

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Oddly, THIN mints are involved.
she got the wrong message
 
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Typical behavior of a fat chick...

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Surely, she bought a safe to store her cookies in given they mean so much to her?
 
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I'm not saying she's right, but I understand.

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Hershey Highway was arrested Sunday after a battle royale that ravaged the entire apartment, according to police.

The 31-year-old Naples resident allegedly first attacked Willy Wanka around 1 a.m. while she was sleeping – launching an angry rant about missing Thin Mints, Wanka told authorities.

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Her statement to the police
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You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the thin-mints of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves.
 
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She wants her thin mints..
 

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