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Why Don't the Texans Cheerleaders Show More Skin?

Discussion in 'Houston Texans' started by ima_drummer2k, Sep 20, 2010.

  1. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Contributing Member

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    Is it my imagination, or are the Texans Cheerleaders the most conservatively dressed squad in the entire league?

    Here's the typical outfit they wear:

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    I won't post pics of what many of the other team's squads wear because I'm at work. And really, the fact that I can't post them at work and I CAN post the pic above at work kind of proves my point. Hell, I don't even need a spoiler!

    I wonder if this has anything to do with McNair's trying to have more of a family-friendly atmosphere at Reliant. SCREW THAT, this is the NFL which stands for Not For Long when you dress the cheerleaders like a bunch of nuns!

    EDIT: Take a look at some of the other outfits from around the league. More leg, more cleavage, generally just more skin. What gives?

    http://www.nfl.com/photos/09000d5d81aa349d#id:09000d5d81aa8e16
     
  2. DreamShook

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    I see nothing wrong with it. I can still fap to this.
     
  3. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Contributing Member

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    Who cares... really? They do a good job of entertaining us, and I'd rather leave things "up to the imagination."

    :grin: LOL @ your SwoLy-esque observation... that has nothing to do with the game and...

    :eek: Wait... uhhh... what did you just say?
     
  4. Bassfly

    Bassfly Member

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    Cuz you touch yourself at night...
     
  5. RV6

    RV6 Contributing Member

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    you're basically complaining over seeing their shoulders and clavicles. The cleavage most other teams show is still very PG, nothing to complain about.
     
  6. Dubious

    Dubious Contributing Member

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    Here's why

    6-Year-Old Cheerleader Kicked Off Squad
    Mom complained lyrics to cheer were 'too raunchy'



    A Michigan cheerleader was booted from her squad after her mother complained about the lyrics to one of the team's cheers.

    Jennifer Tesche said the lyrics were “too raunchy” for her 6-year-old daughter, Kennedy, who cheers for the Madison Heights flag football team. The lyrics that had Tesche upset included: “Our backs ache, our skirts too tight. We shake our booties from the left to the right.”

    Tesche says those lyrics are far too racy for any 6 year old to say.

    Members of the Wolverine League took the issue to a vote, and they decided unanimously to keep the cheer and boot Kennedy from the team.

    The other parents say things might not have gone as far as they did if it had been handled internally, but Tesche took her issue to the local media -- and that upset many people in the cheer community.

    There are members of the Madison Heights cheer community that believe the right decision was made, but Tesche says it was unfair to punish her daughter by kicking her off the team.



    Decorum has a line that shouldn't be crossed.
     
  7. Mr. Space City

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    they should wear pasties and g-strings while doing dance routines to "back that ass up"
     
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  8. rrj_gamz

    rrj_gamz Contributing Member

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    More skin FTW!!!
     
  9. conquistador#11

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    I like comrade Les alexander's approach. School girl night ftw.
    Remember that legendary thread about the Sacramento kings dancers...ay ay..
     
  10. Disciple of RP

    Disciple of RP Contributing Member

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    Wow, judging from that pic, we've got the fugliest bunch too. Butter faces.
     
  11. MoBalls

    MoBalls Contributing Member

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    Come on Ima. It's because we live in a conservative city. Okay I'm off to Treasures for lunch.
     
  12. finalsbound

    finalsbound Contributing Member

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    ima_drummer2k, you're a perv.
     
  13. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Contributing Member

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    I resemble that remark!
     
  14. Invisible Fan

    Invisible Fan Contributing Member

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    I dunno what you're sayin....this seems like SFW fapping material.
     
  15. bnb

    bnb Contributing Member

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    Cripes. You just gotta find *something* to complain about :rolleyes:


    30-27 :cool: ; 2-0 :cool:
     
  16. bnb

    bnb Contributing Member

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    faces?
     
  17. Rockets2K

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    someone needs to get us some replacement cheerleaders

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  18. vinsensual

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    I noticed that I was oggling the Redskins cheerleaders yesterday a lot more than the Texans girls in week 1.
     
  19. T_Man

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    Right there with R2K.....
     
  20. liljojo

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    I'm pretty sure it's because Les stole all of Houston's hot dancers and dresses them up like Catholic schoolgirls.

    Can't really beat that.
     

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