No really. Literally. He has no pulse anymore. From gizmodo: [rquoter] Dick Cheney Has No Pulse I'm not making a tired funny! Dick Cheney's new implant—a ventricular assist device—needed 'cause his heart is screwed, "leaves most recipients without a pulse because it pushes blood continuously instead of mimicking the heart's own pulsatile beat." Of course, this presumes he had a pulse in the first place. (I know, I know, that's the bad punchline you were waiting for.) [NYT via Twitter, Image: NYT] Send an email to matt buchanan, the author of this post, at matt@gizmodo.com. [/rquoter] First step? <object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350" data="http://i.adultswim.com/adultswim/video2/tools/swf/viralplayer.swf"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" value="http://i.adultswim.com/adultswim/video2/tools/swf/viralplayer.swf"/><param name="FlashVars" value="id=8a2505951e5ec5d3011e5fa6f52a0045" /><embed src="http://i.adultswim.com/adultswim/video2/tools/swf/viralplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" FlashVars="id=8a2505951e5ec5d3011e5fa6f52a0045" allowFullScreen="true" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>
I always thought cheney was a more modern version of this guy: http://www.emobilez.com/iphone-wallpapers/data/media/29/nazi_robot_from_hellboy.jpg
and probably me too. of course, i never told lies that led to thousands of innocent people being killed either. probably the worst thing i've ever done is make some crass comments on an internet message board.
I wonder if cell phones would interfere with the proper functioning of this device. I think I'll give him a call to check.
their insurance that is provided by the govt. Washington Polititians have the golden ticket when it comes to healthcare. Side note...that's really amazing from a medical perspective.
