Behold in all its glory. And exactly one year ago today. http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=162586 Happy anniversary classic Mazyar thread.
mayzar started some thread about him clubbing one night and meeting someone who claimed they had male reproductive organs. mayzar was unsure if that person was joking or not, but I am guessing he didn't look to see if that person had an Adam's Apple or not. Well the posters never let it go, started calling him Gayzar and whatnot. He was been pretty cool about the whole thing, but if I were him I would just change my moniker and be done with it.
You're underselling the story and his gayness. As far as I can recall, even after realizing the heshe had a package, he went in for the kill.
Okay, in his first post he said he hooked up. I guess that means he had sex with her...errrr...umm Did he ever clarify whether or not that person had a pen....well surgery can fix that. I'm lost now.
I met her in a club down in old Soho where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola C-O-L-A cola She walked up to me and she asked me to dance I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola L-O-L-A Lola la la la la Lola Well I'm not the world's most physical guy but when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine oh my Lola la la la la Lola Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand why she walked like a woman and talked like a man oh my Lola la la la la Lola la la la la Lola Well we drank champagne and danced all night under electric candle light she picked me up and sat me on her knee and said "Dear boy won't you come home with me?" Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy but when I looked in her eyes I almost fell for my Lola la la la la Lola la la la la Lola Lola la la la la Lola la la la la Lola I pushed her away I walked to the door Well I fell to the floor I got down on my knees then I looked at her and she at me Well that's the way that I want it to stay and I always want it to be that wayfor my Lola la la la la Lola Girls will be boys and boys will be girls it's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola la la la la Lola Well I left home just a week before and I'd never ever kissed a woman before but Lola smiled and took me by the hand and said "Dear boy I'm gonna make you a man" Well I'm not the world's most masculine man but I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man and so is Lola la la la la lola la la la la Lola Lola la la la la Lola la la la la Lola
Lol, you can't except not to be picked on if your thread title is "So I went to a gay club last night..." :grin:
I feel sorry for Mayzar, the poor guy probably didn't realize at the time. I'd imagine if he could go back in a time traveling DeLorean or telephone booth, he'd tell himself not to write that story on ClutchFans and go to play the lottery on his way back to 2010. At this moment, right now, we could instead be talking about Millionaire Mayzar, instead of title topic or quick-hitting brokeback jokes.
I feel like this ridiculous song/video belongs in this thread. <object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HTN6Du3MCgI&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HTN6Du3MCgI&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>
I remember lurking in that thread. Some guys are ruthless. Funny though.. although it's at someone else's expense. btw I thought he said he made most of it up for that dramatic effect..?
