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Guys: do you pee standing up or sitting down?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Dnjndmrc5, Jan 30, 2010.

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  1. Dnjndmrc5

    Dnjndmrc5 Member

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    I was amazed listening to the radio the number of guys who actually sit down to take a leak. I've always stood up. How do you guys pee?

    Oh and another thing. How do you guys wipe your butt? Standing up or sitting down.
     
    #1 Dnjndmrc5, Jan 30, 2010
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  2. RocketMadness

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    I can already tell this thread is going to be epic....
     
    #2 RocketMadness, Jan 30, 2010
  3. tmoney1101

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    I think the bigger question is, do you wipe your ass sitting down or standing up? :grin:

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    #3 tmoney1101, Jan 30, 2010
  4. Pete Chilcutt

    Pete Chilcutt Member

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    In before sexual innuendo's

    I actually sit sometimes. Just more comfortable, maybe it's partly due to culture I have no idea...
     
    #4 Pete Chilcutt, Jan 30, 2010
  5. seclusion

    seclusion rip chadwick

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    the only time I pee while sitting is if I'm also doing a #2. as for wiping: is this a serious question?
     
    #5 seclusion, Jan 30, 2010
  6. DudeWah

    DudeWah Member

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    1st page.

    Seriously, wtf? Think about peeing sitting down. I mean damn. Can you imagine having to sit down and pee in a public bathroom?!? Must suck for women....
     
    #6 DudeWah, Jan 30, 2010
  7. rawool

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    Unless I'm taking a deuce, standing up. I never heard of a straight man admit to peeing sitting down.
     
    #7 rawool, Jan 30, 2010
  8. gwatson86

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    At home, I sit. No mess, no cleaning.

    In public, I stand. Obvious reasons.

    And who the hell stands up to wipe?
     
    #8 gwatson86, Jan 30, 2010
  9. Pete Chilcutt

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    Like Gwatson said, its cleaner.

    Im straight so that's a pretty stereotypical response
     
    #9 Pete Chilcutt, Jan 30, 2010
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    wtf...
     
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  11. Obito

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    Only people with vaginas pee sitting down.
     
    #11 Obito, Jan 30, 2010
  12. RocketMadness

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    I piss standing up.
     
    #12 RocketMadness, Jan 30, 2010
  13. Invisible Fan

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    I **** standing up to prove my double manliness.
     
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    What's wrong with standing up to wipe?? Why the hell would you want your hand so close to the damn toilet? Again, especially in a public bathroom. That's just nasty...
     
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  15. tinywang

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    i stand cause it's easier and faster?

    and on a side note, it's amazing how men/boys take no effort to aim AT ALL when peeing in public restrooms.
     
    #15 tinywang, Jan 30, 2010
  16. gwatson86

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    That's the first I've heard of it.

    But then, I guess I'm just dextrous enough to not rub my hand all over the toilet. Not that it would matter anyway, since I would be washing my hands anyway.
     
    #16 gwatson86, Jan 30, 2010
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    Are you sure it's not because it doesn't hang low enough to make it into the bowl when you sit? :grin:
     
    #17 gwatson86, Jan 30, 2010
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    I mostly pee standing up but most of my family does it sitting down. I can understand that as peeing standing up can cause piss to splash when it hits the toilet water, and you can get piss on the toilet seat unintentionally. I stand up and do it because it's faster.
     
    #18 BrownBeast99, Jan 30, 2010
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    I thought it was a general assumption that most people stood up at least a little bit while wiping? Idk. It's really whatever. As long as the job gets done :grin:
     
    #19 DudeWah, Jan 30, 2010
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    standing is easier and fast, plus I try to not sit down on a public toilet as much as I possibly can.
     
    #20 rhino17, Jan 30, 2010
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