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40 Ways to Make the Pizza Guy Feel Nervous

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Obito, Dec 15, 2009.

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  1. Obito

    Obito Contributing Member

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    I got a invite to this group on Facebook, I couldn't stop laughing reading these. Just wanted to share them with yall. :)

    You need to try some of these in your lifetime.
     
    #1 Obito, Dec 15, 2009
  2. hjg877

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    Oh to be 13 again.

    Wasn't there a guy who posted a story on the Internet a few years ago who prank called a Blockbuster with a reference to Jack Bauer, only to have the police/FBI show up at his house?
     
    #2 hjg877, Dec 15, 2009
  3. Dave2000

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    did anybody else thought of the scene from "Swingers" after reading the thread title?

    damn that movie was awesome
     
    #3 Dave2000, Dec 15, 2009
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    Kid, there is this guy named David Letterman. You will love him.
     
    #4 RedRowdy111, Dec 16, 2009
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    41. Offer him a "Christian side hug."
     
    #5 IROC it, Dec 16, 2009
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    42. Ask him if he wants a "ride-ride" and clarify your name's not Mazyar.
     
    #6 Asian Sensation, Dec 16, 2009
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    :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
     
    #7 ima_drummer2k, Dec 16, 2009
  8. Ubiquitin

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    Facebook used to be useful, before kids who were born after it was created started using it.
     
    #8 Ubiquitin, Dec 16, 2009
  9. rhadamanthus

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    I can has grammar?
     
    #9 rhadamanthus, Dec 16, 2009
  10. Ubiquitin

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    No you cannot.
     
    #10 Ubiquitin, Dec 16, 2009
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    [​IMG]
     
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  13. DonnyMost

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    Oh, man. That would really be hilarious!

    bwaaa haaaaa!!!!!!!

    Oh GOD, STOP!!! You're KILLING me!!!!!

    WHERE DO THEY COME UP WITH THIS STUFF???? :grin: :grin: :grin:

    Seriously, STOP! My eyes are watering!!!!!

    That's it!! I can't take it anymore!!!!!! :grin: :grin: :grin:
     
    #14 ima_drummer2k, Dec 16, 2009
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    43. When they ask for your name, say " I'm Old Greg!"
     
    #15 kgoodman, Dec 16, 2009
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    Being an annoying customer who's playing some grade school pranks is funny? Nah, if you're a grown man doing this it just makes you a jackass.
     
    #16 Severe Rockets Fan, Dec 16, 2009
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    Certainly the juvenile who penned this compilation of hoaxes, will follow this up with a collection of comment cards from chain restaraunts, containing additional irreverent remarks.
     
    #17 raj87, Dec 16, 2009
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    i tend to avoid pissing off people who prep my food...
     
    #18 DreamRoxCoogFan, Dec 16, 2009
  19. DonnyMost

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    OP hasn't exactly been on a roll starting threads lately...
     
    #19 DonnyMost, Dec 16, 2009
  20. AggieDentist

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    "10. Ask him if they have pizza. "

    LOL
     
    #20 AggieDentist, Dec 16, 2009
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